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Kraichgauer
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23 Aug 2016, 1:26 pm

Ryder: "HAHAHAHA!"
Halsey: "What's so funny?"
Ryder: "That's what the other guy said."
Halsey: "What other guy?"
Ryder: "The guy back there, who picked me up before you did."
Halsey: "Was that him back in the car?"
Ryder: "I'm sure it was. He couldn't have walked very far."
Halsey: "Why is that?"
Ryder: "Because I cut off his legs. And his arms. And his head. And I'm going to do the same to you."


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23 Aug 2016, 4:04 pm

He's only mostly dead.


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23 Aug 2016, 4:50 pm

"I'm going to watch the CRONKITE news." Archie Bunker.



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23 Aug 2016, 6:18 pm

"I'm comin' Elizabeth!" -Fred Sanford


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24 Aug 2016, 5:30 am

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Out of order:
Where did they go? I don't know sir. They must have hyper-jets on that thing!
And what have we got on this thing, a Cuisinart?!?


Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!


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24 Aug 2016, 7:02 am

Helloooooo, nurse! :)



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24 Aug 2016, 7:12 am

Hello, Princesses of Props nurses!


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24 Aug 2016, 7:21 pm

I've got a secret weapon. Chocolate, preferably dark.


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25 Aug 2016, 5:03 am

You're not running properly!


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25 Aug 2016, 9:33 am

Out of order?! Even in the future nothing works!

What are you doing?
The Vulcan Neck Pinch?
No, no, it's down here, where the shoulder meets the neck. *thud*


I need a SWAT team ready to mobilize, maps, a pot of coffee, twelve jammie dodgers, and a fez! [All the Doctor gets in that instance is...the maps. :lol: ]


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25 Aug 2016, 11:57 am

Six? What happened to seven?!


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25 Aug 2016, 1:27 pm

Three...Two...One...Have a nice day! *pause* Hmm. Nothing happened. Maybe- *deafening explosion*


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25 Aug 2016, 7:09 pm

^P.A.: "Have a nice day!"

All Three: "Thank you!"


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27 Aug 2016, 5:59 am

Diglett-dig, Diglett-dig, TRIO-TRIO-TRIO!


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27 Aug 2016, 1:47 pm

Whose leg do you have to hump around here to get a drink?


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27 Aug 2016, 9:30 pm

Or if you want something visual, that's not too abysmal, we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.


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