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14 Oct 2013, 7:19 pm

- k-k-k-k-k-k-yeah! I'm Dr. Rockso, The Rock 'n' Roll Clown! I do Cocaine!

-Drugs are bad, m'kay?

-Okay, Mr. Mackey, m'kay.

- M'kay.


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15 Oct 2013, 4:51 am

Funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?

You can't be half a gangster, Nucky. Not anymore.

I know you better than anybody, Tony, even your friends. Which is probably why you hate me.

We've had every one of Tony Soprano's phones bugged for four years, but the guy says less than Harpo Marx.


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15 Oct 2013, 11:45 am

:cat: Meow?

No Kitty, this is MY pot pie!! !


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16 Oct 2013, 5:17 am

There's no crying in baseball!

If you build it, he will come.


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16 Oct 2013, 5:25 am

I am the one who knocks



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16 Oct 2013, 9:27 am

"1.21 jigowatts! Great Scott!"..."what the hell is a jigowatt?"


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18 Oct 2013, 5:22 am

Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?


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18 Oct 2013, 10:14 pm

Oh, and just one more thing...

Ohhhh, ROB!

Say Goodnight, Gracie.

This is the city: Los Angeles, California.

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

You blockhead, Charlie Brown.

Nanu Nanu.

Edith, Stifle.

Up and at 'em, ATOM ANT!

Can you hear me now? GOOD!

Reach out and touch someone.

Gee. No, GTE.

HOWDEEE! Ah'm so proud to be here!

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.



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18 Oct 2013, 10:42 pm

Up your nose with a rubber hose.

Good night, and God Bless.

If I dood it, I get a whippin'. I dood it!

Heavens to Mergatroid! Exit, stage left.

You eight balls!

OOH! OOH! OOH!

Mortisha, you spoke French!

Mom always liked you best!

Book 'em, Danno!

Hello Mrs. Cleaver. My, you look beautiful today.

Mamma mia, that-sa spicy meat-a ball-a!

Plop! Plop! Fizz! Fizz! Oh, what a relief it is!

I'm a Pepper, You're a Pepper, He's a Pepper, She's a Pepper, Every One in here's a Pepper, we're all gonna be a Pepper too.

Pepsi: The choice of a new generation.

Have a Coke and a Smile

You deserve a break today.

Things go better with Coke.



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20 Oct 2013, 7:01 am

We are the knights who say 'Ni'!

We found a witch! May we burn her?

Groovy.


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20 Oct 2013, 8:05 am

And that's the news form Lake Woebegone, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.



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20 Oct 2013, 1:44 pm

You think you're God Almighty, but you know what you are? You're a cheap, lousy, dirty, stinkin' mug! And I'm glad what I done to you, ya hear that? I'm glad what I done!

I feel sorry for you. What it must feel like to want to pull the switch! Ever since you walked into this room, you've been acting like a self-appointed public avenger. You want to see this boy die because you *personally* want it, not because of the facts! You're a sadist!


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20 Oct 2013, 1:57 pm

-Hey, pals. It's me, Facebones.


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20 Oct 2013, 11:33 pm

Here Kitty kitty

That's between Paul and y'all

I put verbs in my sentences.

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto

Hertz puts you in the driver's seat.

See the USA in a Chevrolet...

Ford has a better idea

Genuine Chevrolet.

The heartbeat of America is today's Chevrolet

Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the Dodge Omni.



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21 Oct 2013, 12:05 am

"Go make yourself a dang quesadilla Napolean."

"I'll be back."

"You can't handle the truth."

"I feel the need, the need, for speed."

"Right turn Clyde."

"Play it again Sam."


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21 Oct 2013, 12:09 am

"Surely you can't be serious."
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

"Go ahead make my day."


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