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You know all there is to know about fighting, so there's no sense us going down that same old road again. To beat this guy, you need speed - you don't have it. And your knees can't take the pounding, so hard running is out. And you got arthritis in your neck, and you've got calcium deposits on most of your joints, so sparring is out. So, what we'll be calling on is good ol' fashion blunt force trauma. Horsepower. Heavy-duty, cast-iron, piledriving punches that will have to hurt so much they'll rattle his ancestors. Every time you hit him with a shot, it's gotta feel like he tried kissing the express train. Yeah! Let's start building some hurtin' bombs!

"Papa...I love you."
"Yes, Ushio, Papa loves you very much."

You're just a dickless man, and that's the most worthless of all!"

"Don't you hate it when it get's all drippy?"

"I saw him He saw me"

Microwave lasagna. Possibly nature's most perfect food.

My sister from another mister! No, just kidding; she didn't start fooling around till the 90s.

'I could do with a bit more excess. From now on I'm going to be immoderate--and volatile--I shall enjoy loud music and lurid poetry. I shall be rampant.'

What do stars do? They shine.

Gort: "I'm going to pound this rooster."

Roy: "May I say one last thing?"

Gort: "Sure, go ahead."

Roy: "27 Pianos."

Wart: "27 Pianos?"

Mort: "27 Pianos?"

Gort: "27 Pianos?"

Robot: "27 Pianos?" (Makes noises, several pianos fall from the sky)

What the f**k is this? Is this a shifter car? I dont know how to drive shifter cars. So we got a little situation here. What's funny, is this funny?? You think this is f*****g funny? You wanna know why I can't drive shifter cars? Because I drive luxury cars. Do you know what luxury is? Cadillac, have you ever heard of that. Cadillac Eldarodo, cars that shift themselves. ?

He's your father, but he isn't your daddy.

Go ahead, make a fool of yourself, then maybe you'll listen to your conscience.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

Homer: I bet the guy she was singing about was really happy.
Marge: Actually Homer, she was singing about god.
Homer: Oh. Well, he's always happy... no wait, he's always mad.

Pokeball, go!

"AND MY NAME IS NOT CHUCK!"

Sarge: "WILL YOU TURN THAT DISRESPECTFUL JUNK OFF?!"

Fillmore: "Respect the classics, man! It's Hendrix!"