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12 Jul 2017, 4:58 am

Superman: "Metallo."

Metallo: "In the flesh."


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14 Jul 2017, 4:16 pm

Why I Love Gritty Kitty by Stimpson J. Cat:

Gritty Kitty ain't so pretty,
But it's really... thick!
It fits my catbox oh-so-snug,
It always does the trick.

I love to feel it between my toes,
And squish, and squish, and squish,
It ne'er offends my tender nose...
Like a smelly fish!

It's texture is a joy to me,
It's just as soft as silk.
It's makes my little whiskers twitch... ... :scratch:

Ren:(sarcastic tone) Eet stays crunchy, even in meelk. :roll:
Stimpy:(full of joy and inspiration) OOOOH-AAAAAAH!! ! :D

It stays, crunchy, even in milk!

I may not be the president,
I may not be the pope,
But as long as I have Gritty Kitty,
I'll never mope!



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14 Jul 2017, 4:20 pm

Ren: I'm telling you, cartoons aren't real like you and I. Why, they're... PUPPETS!
Stimpy: YEEEEEEEE-EEE! 8O



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15 Jul 2017, 3:16 pm

-What's your favorite restaurant?
-Any chain restaurant.
-What's your favorite TV show?
-Where are my pants?
-What's your favorite song?
-EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
-....Oh, no! 8O


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15 Jul 2017, 6:37 pm

"I'm a stool, I'm a stool!"
"Wait, stools don't talk!"


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17 Jul 2017, 6:00 am

In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power. . . Green Lantern's light!


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17 Jul 2017, 7:15 am

Lord Dormammu, I've come to bargain!


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18 Jul 2017, 10:39 am

"The place where wishes come true...is right here."


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19 Jul 2017, 5:21 am

Parasite: "The janitor's closet. Dead end, Superman. Believe me, I know."

Superman the Animated Series


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20 Jul 2017, 5:24 pm

"Stu, what are you doing?"
"Making chocolate pudding."
"It's four o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"Because I've lost control of my life." :coffee:



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21 Jul 2017, 5:34 am

'Terry, today was beach day, remember? Where were you?' Oh, nowhere, Mom, just out saving the world.


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21 Jul 2017, 6:37 am

Fitzy: We gotta fight fire with fire.

Davis: But that's how we lost train station!

Corner Gas


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21 Jul 2017, 2:50 pm

Pie Joker: "Your money or a pie!"

Terry: "Some other time." (Terry hits him in the gut)

Pie Joker: (Gets his head pushed into the pie with Stalker's foot) "That's not funny, man!"


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24 Jul 2017, 11:50 pm

(Statler and Waldorf, at the end of the Muppet Show)

Waldorf: How do they do it!?
Statler: How do we watch it!?
Waldorf: WHY do we watch it!?
Statler (to the viewer): Why do YOU watch it!?!



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26 Jul 2017, 1:01 pm

What's it gonna be? You're gonna close your eyes on World War III or you're gonna saddle up and save the entire d*** world.


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