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08 Nov 2013, 8:59 pm

Say what ye will about the pitfalls of adoption, but if I were a needy baby, I would KILL to have James Woods as my dad.
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11 Nov 2013, 6:39 am

Morticia: "Wednesday, play with your food."

Wednesday: (To Fester) "Pass the salt."

Morticia: "What do we say?"

Wednesday: (Firmly) "Now."


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12 Nov 2013, 6:22 am

Take chances! Make mistakes! Get messy!

Welcome to Con Air.


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12 Nov 2013, 3:41 pm

"By the power of all that is evil, I command you to awaken and make me a sandwich!"


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14 Nov 2013, 6:14 am

Rabbit: "Piglet, my friend, it goes right here."

Tigger: "Piglet, it belongs on this wall."

Rabbit: "But the light's all wrong there."

Tigger: "Yeeeeah? Well, the DARK'S all wrong over THERE."

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19 Nov 2013, 9:01 am

Homer Simpson: "What's that geek Flanders doing on TV?"

Ned Flanders: "You know, a man came into the store today and asked for change for a dollar, and I accidentally gave him three quarters. Took me all afternoon just to track him down."

Helen Lovejoy: "Ned Flanders is on the phone."

Reverand Lovejoy: "If this is about that stupid quarter again- Hello, Ned."


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19 Nov 2013, 7:05 pm

"Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow."

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"Your music is bad and you should feel bad!"

"You can't just have the characters state how they feel! That makes me feel angry!"


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22 Nov 2013, 8:52 am

Didn't see that coming.

Smithers: "People see you as something of an ogre."

Burns: "I ought to club them and eat their bones!"


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22 Nov 2013, 3:34 pm

"I didn't do it."

*steps on a rake* "eyuugh."

"I'm learneding!"

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"


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22 Nov 2013, 6:00 pm

Aspiegaming wrote:
"I didn't do it."

*steps on a rake* "eyuugh."

"I'm learneding!"

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"


:lol:

Me fail English? That's 'unpossible'.


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22 Nov 2013, 7:56 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Aspiegaming wrote:
"I didn't do it."

*steps on a rake* "eyuugh."

"I'm learneding!"

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"


:lol:

Me fail English? That's 'unpossible'.


Bart: Go, Apple!
Nelson: Go, Orange!

Ralph: Go, Banana! ... :(


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23 Nov 2013, 7:19 am

Aspiegaming wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Aspiegaming wrote:
"I didn't do it."

*steps on a rake* "eyuugh."

"I'm learneding!"

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"


:lol:

Me fail English? That's 'unpossible'.


Bart: Go, Apple!
Nelson: Go, Orange!

Ralph: Go, Banana! ... :(


I sleep in a racing car. Do you?

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.


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23 Nov 2013, 12:22 pm

Allons-y!


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23 Nov 2013, 1:04 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Aspiegaming wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Aspiegaming wrote:
"I didn't do it."

*steps on a rake* "eyuugh."

"I'm learneding!"

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"


:lol:

Me fail English? That's 'unpossible'.


Bart: Go, Apple!
Nelson: Go, Orange!

Ralph: Go, Banana! ... :(


I sleep in a racing car. Do you?

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.


I am the Lizard Queen!

We're out of Bort License plates!

Why do people run from me? *wets pants without knowing it*


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24 Nov 2013, 7:12 am

Leonidas: "This Is Sparta!"

Dominic Toretto: "This is Brazil!"


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