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Moulin Rouge 2

Twelve years later, a middle-age Christophe {Ewan McGregor}
is still pining for Satine {Naomi Watts} who he believes for dead from TB.

He is now a published writer with the help of Toulouse {John Leguziamo},
the lively Frenchman who he met many years ago in Paris. Toulose also
serves as Christophe's psychiatrist. Many a woman has wanted
Christophe. One day, while promoting his new book, he encounters
a tall woman with red hair. Could Satine be alive and living in England?

It is up to Christophe to find the truth through dance and singing!
However, before the search begins,
Toulouse says "My good man, get over her!"




Chicago Returns

It is the Summer of 1968. The Democrat National Convention is
about to begin in Chicago. A blonde woman and a brunette woman
have made a friendship in the park adjacent to the convention's venue.
Both became friends over a common cause: Stop the War in Vietnam!

What they don't know is their families share an unusual background.

As the riots and protests grow in intensity, a man named Will Flynn
claims he knows both of them. Guess what happens next?

An action-comedy with Molly Ringwald and Whoopi Goldberg as mismatched cops fighting a drug lord.

Scary Nuns
Scary Nuns 2: The Reckoning
Scary Nuns 3: The Final Chapter
Scary Nuns Vs. Creepy Priests

Pod People Vs. E.T.
Pod People 2: The Return of Trumpy

The Creeping Terror 2: Revenge of the Rug Monster

Freddy and Nancy: A Love Story

The Crypt Keeper Presents The Toilet of Terror

When Tommy Jarvis Met Jason Voorhees

Dude Where's My Segway?

After Terminator 2 closed a plot with a perfect ending, let's forget that neat story and let's make Terminator 3... oh, wait, they already did that.

1) Doctor Who meets Star Trek
2) Toy Story 3- they all go to a daycare centre because Andy moves to college.
3) High School Musical 1 + 2 + 3 and possibly 4 too, even though it's already been done. Because in my opinion it's one big copy of Grease!

Yes, it's terrible when A merges with B in the same universe, like they did with Alien and Predator. Here are some terrible ideas:

a) The Terminator plot evolves into a prequel for The Matrix.
b) The Day After Tomorrow evolves into Ice Age.
c) Back to the Future somehow gets entangled within Fast and Furious.
d) Memento meets Total Recall.
e) High School Musical meets I Know What You Did Last Summer.

An action-thriller set in Portland with Anne Hathaway
as a suicidal woman who is kidnapped
after a botched suicide. Her protagonist's brain
is scanned. There are brainwaves implying that
she is doing it for sport.

After more tests, including a lie-detector test,
her suicidal protagonist passes every one of them.

She runs off, away from corporation-run scientific companies
who want her as a guinea pig, chase scenes a la Bourne Identity included.

Chase Scenes
By Foot: Waterfront Park
By Car: 82nd AVE
By Bike: Springwater Trail Corridor
By Bus: SE 39th AVE
By Light Rail: ANY Line heading in the same direction
By Streetcar: 9th AVE

Fight Scenes feature:
Pioneer Courthouse Square, Rose Quarter,
Lloyd Center Shopping Mall, Portland State University,
Expo Center, Delta Park, Washington Park, Oregon
Museum of Science & Industry {OMSI}, Pioneer Place Shopping Mall,
Portland Community College-Cascade Campus, St. Johns Bridge,
Burnside Bridge, Saturday Market, Broadway Bridge, Pearl District...

Ping Pong: The Movie

Someone Running Around In A Circle For 2 Hours

When Paint Attacks!

Antarctica Penguin

Antarctica Penguin 2: The Revenge

Antarctica Penguin 3: More Antarctica Penguins... with Guns!

Another Portland-set movie,
this time a dark action-comedy,
with Johnny Depp playing
a zookeeper at the Oregon Zoo.

One day, during a packed day
at the Oregon Zoo, Johnny Depp's zookeeper
notices that the animals he needs for
a demonstration on the zoo's lawn are gone.

What is a good zookeeper to do
when alternative animals are unavailble?

Simple. Go after them!

Chase Scenes will Feature:
Washington Park
Hoyt Arboretum
Portland Japanese Garden
International Rose Garden
Kelly Point Park
Sauvie Island
Oaks Bottom Wildlife Refuge
Eastbank Esplanage
Swan Island Beach
Wildwood Trail

I got one - this is sure to win:

The Hills - The Movie.

White, interchangeable, rich pretentious d***he-bags living their comfortable, trust-fund-financed, cushy lives - now on film.

Staring at Computers: The Movie

Streetcar: The Movie

Flab: The Movie

Anything that casts will ferrel with a role.

Night of the Living Infant!

Thrill to this eight-hour epic of ultimate realism, in which a baby (Will Ferrell) sleeps for two hours at a time, then half-wakes and cries until someone gives him his bottle (Danny DeVito)!

Don't miss the astonishing 2 am diaper-changing scene!

More and more so, anything that they want Wil Ferrel to star is is a bad idea.

Daycare of the Dead - A daycare staff must deal with zombie toddlers hungry for flesh.

Toy Bore-y

A prequel/spin-off of Disney/Pixar's Toy Story series, taking place shortly after the first movie, which shows the secret "lives" of the beloved characters. Except they are like real toys and don't come to life at all when humans aren't around. Watch Woody (not voiced by Tom Hanks or anyone else because none of the toys talk in this version) just sit there staring blankly on Andy's bed while Andy is at school. He just sits there and does nothing, like a real toy. As do all the other toys. This goes on for the whole 90-minute movie. It's really boring. But in a kind of interesting way.

Hmmm, I guess if the toys were never sentient, they couldn't have a series of Toy Story movies at all. Jessie and Bullseye would have never come to stay Andy, either.