Terrible ideas for movies

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Happy Tree Friends: The Movie

Okay, so I'd be totally excited to see it.

'The birth of a nation 2'

National lampoons:Gendercide This wild movie with 2 college frat house womenizers sneak in to a sorrority house disguised has chicks because of a dare where they find this sorrority is made of psychotic mysandroist lesbians who the 2 befriend and later try to kill them when the find out these 2 have XY chromosome in this hillarious slapstick knee slapping tastleless comedy starring harlon willams.
One ignored text message: This movie is about a group of friend who just graduated college who are keep on recieving this strange unreadable textmessage when the they start to ignore the texts they are suddenly killed off one by one in this thrilling horror slasher flick and of course its the black friend who gets killed first starring anthony anderson has the black friend and jenneifer love hewitt has elizbeth summers.
The Flame scroll of Lu hong: set in ancient china two rival martial arts master team up to quest for the legendary flame scroll from falling into the hands of the evil emporer Lou xing or the bandit king and khan of the mongolians Pao Xaedong because the scroll has amazing power and since it was created at the begining of the earth has unspeakable power and in the wrong hands could destroy the world. Starring Jet li has master Xio chin and Jackie chan has master Xian chan and chao yung fat and directed by john woo.
I will say it again Mega man starring vin diesal need I say more.

The Incredible Mulch

Bruce Banner is injected with Omega radiation and transforms into a compost heap.
Watch as he lies motionless in the corner of a garden, slowly saving the enviroment.

"Hedgehog and the Angry Itch"

Synopsis: A misandronyst lesbian ( Rosie O'Donell ) must deal with coming out to her family while enduring the painful rectal itch of a misplaced yeast infection. Co Starring Cher.

Directed by John Waters.

Ouch!

Sexual ambiguity is never a good thing.

Tetris the Movie

Director: Uwe Boll

Lead roles: Vin Diesel, Ashton Kutcher and Jeniffer Lopez

Plot summary: The evil I-tetrominoe (Vin Diesel) kidnaps the L-tetrominoe (J. Lo). Now it's up to the O-tetrominoe (Ashton Kutcher) to save the world!

OK, this one's real:
A nymphoid barbarian in dinosaur hell!! !!

I'm not kidding...IMDB it.

Also...
Spiderman
Batman
Superman
Iron Man...
Yeah, crappy ideas make crappy movies.

This thread had me laughing so hard I got orange soda up my nose! XD

Okay, my turn:


Radioactive Zombie Hamsters From Outer Space!

Directed by James Cameron
Starring: Weird al Yankovic, Richard Hamand (of Brainac/Top Gear fame), Jessica Alba and Mike Myers

PLOT: After a routine mission for the manned satellete P.I.C.K.L.E sees the malfunctioned craft crash land on some remote planet, it appears that the new discovery will herald the existence of a sustainable planet much like Earth.

However, having arrived home after sucessfully repairing the ship with a tin can and a car battery, the celebrations are short lived for a horrible alien being has snuck on board and infected the beautiful ship's eyecandy (Jessica Alba) with a horrible diease that will turn her into a radioactive zombie hamster unless quirky scientist Dr. Demento (Weird Al Yankovic) and his faithful companion Harvey The Wonder Hamster (Richard Hamand) can sucessfully find a cure and defeat the evil king of the Zombie Space Hamsters (Mike Myers) before time runs out!

Ghost In The Shell: Live Action movie, oh wait it's been partly ripped off to help make the Matrix lol

These are some amazing ideas. I especially liked the live action Smurfs. Unfortunately, the only ideas I have are ones I want to write up and sell. I need the money.

Lion King 4. The third raped the original.

Can you hear me now?
Starring the s[print guy