Favorite Movie and TV Lines

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"Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians" -Homer Simpson

"Mrs D mrs I mrs F F I mrs C mrs U mrs L T Y. Why are all these women married? mrs D mrs I are supposed to be teaching spelling, not poetry!"

Matilda

"RAAAR what you doin mr volcano?
hello tiranasaurus alan, I'm filling my water with volcanicityyyy"

volvic adverts (I know the whole thing off by heart and love reciting it)

KHAAAAAAAN!! !

Pretty much all of Friends, The Simpsons, Family Guy and Futurama.

From Monty Python: "Know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge say no more?", "Rotten, rotten, you're no bloody use at all, you're an utter bloody washout. You make me sick you weed!! !", "I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" "Oh you're no fun anymore!", "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!! !", and, "And Now For Something Completely Different"

'All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy' -The Shining

(Kanon 2006; when Yuichi wearing a towel acidently walks in on Makoto having a bath)
Yuichi: [After a short pause of them staring at each other] He-Hey! [Small pause] Sorry, I was thinking about stuff, so I didn't know you were in. Uh, well, it must be some sort of fate that we met like this, so mind if I jo- [Yuichi takes a step foward and Makoto screams]
(mind you these characters don't get along, and he turned an awkward moment into a prank)

There is also another fairly lenghty conversation that has him tricking her into asking a store owner for her to buy a certain type of magerzine.

From "They Saved Hitler's Brain:"...

-What kind of a police chief are you?!
-A very good police chief.

From "Dr. Butcher MD" aka "Zombi Holocaust"

-You nearly succeeded in destroying my life's work! I can easily kill you now! But I'm determined to have your brain! This is the culmination of my career!

From "Shadow of Chinatown"

-The fish did not interfere with my plans

From "Torture Dungeon"

-Isn't it time we left?
-Time? What is time? It cannot be controlled. It sticks to us like lice on the back of a mangy dog, we jump through its hoops like beggars at a shoddy carnival... I hate time! Time is evil! Time is spent! It must be destroyed!

From "Seeds"

-You ruined my life and I just ruined your dinner, hehehehehe, go ahead and eat!


From "Dracula vs Frankenstein"

-Who are you?
-Keep driving I'll tell you where.
-Who are you?
-I am known as the Count of Darkness, the Lord of the Manor of Corpatia. Turn here.

From "Brain of Blood"

-What we are about to perform is a highly dangerous, even illegal surgical experiment.

From "Orgy of the Dead"

-We're trapped here by a bunch of fiends.

also from the same...

-The pussycat is born to be whipped.

and also...

-It would seem the Wolf Man wants you for his own!
-Aaaaah!
-I promised the Wolf Man and the Mummy a reward. It could be that YOU are that reward.
-Aaaaaah!
-Don't you worry, at least not now anyway.
-Leave her alone you fiend!
-Fiend is it? You won't be so fortious. Your existence will cease within moments. No one wants to see a man dance. And you my dear will entertain us for centuries to come.

and from "Cocaine Fiends"

-Can you get me any more of those headache powders?
-Headache powders, why my poor sap, hasn't it tumbled on you that those headache powders are dope?
-Dope, you mean I've been taking dope?
-Dope, cocaine.
-Aaaaaah!