According to the Bible, God doesn't want anyone to look Him in the face (although He did once moon Moses).
He doesn't like to talk to people; when He does, they almost always misunderstand Him.
And everything He created, from the greatest galaxy to the smallest particle, spins.
GOD IS AUTISTIC!!
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Sodium is a metal that reacts explosively when exposed to water. Chlorine is a gas that'll kill you dead in moments. Together they make my fries taste good.