Is God Santa Claus for adults?

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They told me the moment I asked. I know what you mean, it's not like I cared how I got the presents.

No, God fitting down the chimney on Christmas would paradoxically end all existence as we know it. I hope he never gets that idea.

Yes, but in general Truth is Santa Claus for adults.

A lot of naughty pictures on Yahoo tell me that there are much sexier and scantier-clad bodies to fit the 'adult Santa' role to our liking.

Yay Timmy, you can eat today. Make sure to thank Santa for putting substandard cheese into your stocking, because he couldn't afford anything else.

Can I take this even farther downhill and suggest he should really be thanking Uncle Hu?

If he came down my chimney I think I'd be scarred for life.

The religious right teaches that Santa is a commie because he gives kids free handouts without making those bratty kids work and sweat for a living. It's all about personal responsibility. More prisons more poor work houses and more orphanages and more treadmills.
A far better role model for the kids is a Republican like Ebenezer Scrooge.

LMAO!! !! !! !!

Well, at least they begin to learn that adults lie to children and yet they don't seem to get that all the talk of god is also a lie.

notice how easily the veneer of kindness and joy rubs away only to see their true nature exposed.
humans s**k s**t!! !! !
they all can FOAD as far as I am concerned.

Lol, the religious left teaches that he's a capitalist pig (which by extension adds racist) for aggrandizing materialism and causing parents to keep up with the Smiths or Joneses.

To fit those two discriptions at once I'm guessing that I've narrowed Santa Clause down to either being Lindsay Graham or Bill Kristol.

You mean I'm going to get another lump of coal to add to my collection???
I've already got half of Pennsylvania from Christmas past.

Not sure who was consulted on the religious right theories espoused here..but wasnt none of the crew I run with. We keep our guns and Bibles close to the milk and cookies for Santa. Any grown person who tells a little kid there is no such thing as Santa should be hoss whupped in my book. The little dirt bags at school and older kin handle the bad news quickly enough. Why not let them have some fun for a while? When they meet Jesus they say...Hi Old Friend. I used to know somebody sorta like you back when I was a young skull full of mush. It takes the same frame of mind in either scenario. Thats why smart folks often dont fall for it. Way too simple for high tech folks..lol. Us left brainers figger it out quick.

Does anyone remember the Church Lady from SNL?What does Santa spell if you rearrange the letters?Could it be........SATAN????

Prob pre dating the question a bit..but I watched SNL when it was really SNL. Father Gudio Sarduchi was my favorite. He wore the billy jack hat an chain smoked. I think Jan Curtin was a Nun a few times. That show always broke me up. Last I watched its pure commie liberal propaganda. Not funny. Never did like their goofy music.