What the real Jesus looked like

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I am tired of these cliche, errant images of the Hippy Jesus. This is what I think the real Jesus looked like, more or less:




and I challenge Hollywood to quite churning out hippy Jesus films like Son of God and make a real film about a radical Jewish rabbi who dare turn on the establishment in favor of something different. The portrait of a daring, brave reformer.

I think he was more a rabbi than shepherd or peasant and that he had the stern look of one of the ancient rabbis.

Pictures of Jesus really scare me. I think I've got a bit of a phobia.

I don't find him scary at all.

I think it's because of all the supernatural stuff.

It's a bit spooky for me.

I think he was a radical. It's a shame we never get to see the real Jesus.

So why do they make him out to be a miracle worker?

Because Rabbis were more apt to be like this back then. They were multi dimensional and they would help people in many ways. This was before Christianity. So, instead of seeing nuns and whatnot performing various tasks, you saw people like the Rabbi and his apostles.

I've learned more today, than I've learned in the whole of my life.

You wouldn't believe it. I've been backwards and forwards between here and Wikipedia more times than Soft Mick's had hot dinners.

So Jesus was like Mother Teresa then?

Hahahaha! Do you think he really was?

I don't know.

You said that they was like nuns.

Nuns and whatnot.
So Jesus was more like a whatnot than a nun

You didn't like this Jesus?

That's so cute, Arrant!