You KNOW that you're a Right Wing Nut Job when...

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...you think global warming is a hoax invented by "the Libs."
...you feel that any country that isn't to your liking should be obliterated with nuclear weapons.

* You've never read the constitution, but you believe that you know exactly what it says -- word for word.

* You're convinced that anyone who complains about the loss of civil/constitutional rights must be a criminal.

* You believe that "Americans should be able to keep more of the money they earn", except for teachers, librarians, college professors, and enlisted military personnel.

* You believe that you understand working-class values because you once cracked a sweat or developed a blister.

* The only thing that stands between you and abject poverty is your trust fund.

-You hate socialism because it poses a threat to things like freedom of speech and yet think nothing of the Hollywood blacklist
-Boycotting is the solution to all political and economic grievances with big business since it's nothing more than customer dissatisfaction

* You use the words "Jesus" and "guns" in the same sentence.

* You use lethal injection on a rapist but won't let the raped woman have an abortion.

* You'd rather build a smokestack than plant a tree.

* You'd rather make money than breathe.

* You'd rather screw the entire country than one White House intern.

* You'd rather see American children well defended than well fed.

-When you think that hundreds of thousands of homeless Vietnam vets and Agent Orange
are merely the by-products of a regrettable and well-intentioned "mistake".

-When you think we ought to trash the most biodiverse regions on the planet in order
to make cocaine no more/less accessible to the American public than it was 30 years ago. I mean
it's just a matter of con-servative principal after all eh???

...you believe the world would be a safer/better place if everyone owned a gun.
...you are a die-hard racist, yet deny it when confronted about it.
...you believe homosexuals are the product of Satan and they are out to corrupt the fine Christian moral fabric of American society.
...you have no qualms about using child soldiers to kill/maim villagers and take the land's resources and making a massive profit off their labor.
...you believe that sweat-shops are as appealing as seeing a Playboy centerfold of Sarah Palin posing with an M-16.
...you intentionally mispronounce "nuclear" to emulate former President George W. Bush.
...you wear cut-off flannel tops, cut-off T-shirts and surplus pants.
...you couldn't care less about the environment.
...you drive a Hummer.
...you tie a yellow ribbon around a tree but that is all the further your contribution goes.
...you criticise those who oppose the war(s), claiming they're "un-American" and do not support the troops.

• A charity asking you for $22.00 a month to keep a child in a third world country healthy seems like a real imposition, yet you have no problems spending hundreds of dollars a year to keep the grass in your lawn healthy.
• Abortion is murder, but the bombing of children is collateral damage.
• After voting against all civil rights legislation, you wonder why minorities do not vote republican.
• All the books about American history you have ever read were written by Lilly White and her son, Whitey Backlash.
• "Amos 'n Andy" was one of your favorite TV shows, and you just can't understand why black people would be offended by it.
• Anyone who disagrees with you is not being a good Christian.
• As far as you're concerned, the last immigrants who should have been allowed into the country came over on the Mayflower.
• Being a 'ditto-head' is your proudest achievement in life.
• Between choosing to send your kids to school or to war, you choose the latter.
• Catch-phrases such as "shock & awe", "collateral damage", "targets of opportunity", et. al. give you such a thrill that Fox News is now your daily substitute for hard-core porn.

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When there are no excuses for abortion for you, but you think paying the poor to be sterilized is a great idea.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

The maintenance of civil order in society rests on the foundation of family discipline. Therefore, a child who disrespects his parents must be permanently removed from society in a way that gives an example to all other children of the importance of respect for parents. The death penalty for rebellioius children is not something to be taken lightly. The guidelines for administering the death penalty to rebellious children are given in Deut 21:18-21:

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This passage does not give parents blanket authority to kill their children. They must follow the proper procedure in order to have the death penalty executed against their children. I cannot think of one instance in the Scripture where parents had their child put to death. Why is this so? Other than the love Christ has for us, there is no greater love then [sic] that of a parent for their child. The last people who would want to see a child put to death would be the parents of the child. Even so, the Scrpture provides a safe guard to protect children from parents who would wrongly exercise the death penalty against them. Parents are required to bring their children to the gate of the city. The gate of the city was the place where the elders of the city met and made judicial pronouncements. In other words, the parents were required to take their children to a court of law and lay out their case before the proper judicial authority, and let the judicial authority determine if the child should be put to death. I know of many cases of rebellious children, however, I cannot think of one case where I believe that a parent had given up on their child to the point that they would have taken their child to a court of law and asked the court to rule that the child be put to death. Even though this procedure would rarely be used, if it were the law of land, it would give parents authority. Children would know that their parents had authority and it would be a tremendous incentive for children to give proper respect to their parents.

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Not my words, Carol, but the words of Charlie Fuqua. He also apparently wants all Muslims deported from the US. In his case it's probably cos he thinks they're p*****s.