You KNOW that you're a Right Wing Nut Job when...

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...when you think that Rush Limbaugh really is not only heterosexual, but capable of a natural erection.

When you make quotation symbols in the air when discussing the validity of autism's existence.
Real life example was Sharon Angle.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

* You think Obama is left wing.

* You swear you tolerate other religious, but you are in fact a Christian racist that sees secularism as "an atheist take over". And thinks religion should be taught at schools yet are hypocritical enough to say with a straight face that you support religious freedom. You think other religions are terrorists and are blind to your own radical nuttiness.



* You believe that everybody that does not share your right extremist views are enemies that are against people owing a company and are communist Castro fans.



* You have so much doubts about the origin of your own wealth that you feel the need to repeat that it wasn't because of sheer luck that you got it. You miss how the fact that you were educated and you work is a result of luck. You believe that in order for the status quo to stay people have to buy your BS.


* You actually believe people will buy this.

When you think the rich are rich because they're being rewarded by God, while the poor are poor because they're being punished.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

JohnnyCarcinogen wrote:

Throw “it’s for the children, the poor little children” into just about anything including methadone clinics and all the sudden anyone opposed is a nazi.



Actually, I think the patriot act is nothing more than a kneejerk reaction to something that should have been quashed decades ago.


Of course they are a danger! Do you want me to get you some figures on how many of them get busted for felonies in this country? By illegal alien we don’t know how they got here, whether they have a rap sheet, what kind of diseases they might be carrying, or what their intent is for being here.



Sometimes labor unions have a place and sometimes not. I have mixed feeling on their legitimacy.
They can get out of hand with their tactics which can be driven more by greed than fairness.



Well, let’s just say that Islam does produce the lion’s share of terrorists in recent decades. With that it’s easy to draw that conclusion about them having terroristic leanings.
Last time I checked it wasn’t Presbyterians that flew jets into the twin towers.



WTF is domestic? I have a Japanese name brand truck made in the US and I use to have an American name brand one made in Canada.
As for fuel economy that’s up to the individual what they are willing to pay to operate it.
Those little green cars might be more fuel efficient and more environmentally friendly but I wouldn't want to be in one when it get's hit by a real car, truck, or SUV.



Someone is ALWAYS complaining about the economy.


It’s not that all conservatives loved W, it’s more like he was the lesser of two evils.
I'm seeing a lot of voter remorse about the outcome of the '08 presidential elections.

As far as I can tell nobody thinks that. Most conservatives do not use The Bible to promote capitalism.

When corporations want more money it is "capitalism".
When workers want more money it is "greed".

No it is called corporate welfare.

actually, it is the basis of Calvinism. In the Reformation the idea of 'pre-destination' came up, (the idea that G-d already had pre-determined if you were going to heaven or the hot place because salvation was not earned by 'indulgences'/prayer/faith, etc. as the Catholic Church had ordained - it gets pretty complicated)

Anyway, the Calvinists figured out you could tell if G-d had pre-destined you for Heaven by how you got on in this life.

Several centuries later, the Prosperity theology a Christian religious belief whose proponents claim the Bible teaches that financial blessing is the will of God for Christians. Most teachers of prosperity theology maintain that a combination of faith, positive speech, and donations to Christian ministries will always cause an increase in material wealth for those who practice these actions. Oral Roberts was the first to teach the doctrine of divine healing that God could miraculously solve financial problems through faith.

I don't have to tell you about TV evangelicals that preached tithing to their missions by promising financial relief to those that contributed.

anyway, I am not aware if this is only practiced by conservatives, however it is a prevalent dogma in the mega-churches.

You're right on track, with the exception of Calvinism. Calvin was more one to emphasize the elect's upright, moral life, rather than how much money you had - - or didn't have. The notion of the prosperity gospel was picked up by evangelicals who might describe themselves as Calvinists, but are actually Arminians, who often make claims to born again experiences, and believer's baptisms.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

Then I suggest you read this:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2011 ... onald.html



There's more to the article. An interesting read.

...when you come on Wrongplanet and question global warming science. Oh, maybe it should have been right wing tin hat nut. My bad.

When you figure your homophobia makes up for your closeted homosexuality.
Case in point - Very conservative disgraced Senator Larry Craig, and former Spokane Mayor Jim West; both of whom had built political careers on gay bashing, despite being secretly gay.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

If you believe the government can't solve all or even most of your problems, and won't always be there to help you in an emergency.

such torture people inflict upon themselves in the name of a Bronze age belief system, I hope for their sake the G-d of their understanding will have pity on their souls