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22 Oct 2006, 8:18 pm

45. Don't tell your shrink that you blew up a road sign for getting feed for driving too fast on the highway.


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22 Oct 2006, 9:24 pm

50. Don't talk about your Obsession(s), unless your Clubhouse is having a Hobby Day or Night.



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23 Oct 2006, 6:26 am

51. Don't talk about suicide to the public.



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23 Oct 2006, 6:31 am

52. Stay mentally healthy
a. Talk to friends
b. Don't do drugs, or at least don't do drugs daily
c. Take care of something: a child, a dog, a cat, a bird, a fish, a house plant, wildlife


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23 Oct 2006, 3:21 pm

53: NEVER under any circumstances vote a psychiatrist into any political office whatso-stinking-ever!


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23 Oct 2006, 4:53 pm

54. Tell the doctor that the laughing demonic voice of the Shadow-God has told you that commitment wouldn't make much sense considering the world's going to come to an apocolyptic end tomorrow anyway.



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23 Oct 2006, 5:26 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
Be sure that you're the only one in your room, while tickling the Underbellies of your Diecast collection. :lol:


You have no idea how this made me laugh.



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24 Oct 2006, 8:39 am

If someone tells you what the year is, the correct response is NOT "In _____ year's time, it will be a leap year"


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31 Oct 2006, 7:42 am

Fit your way into society.



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31 Oct 2006, 10:13 pm

When around doctors* (see below for explanation), talk about things like TV shows, non-violent movies, the weather, or maybe the unfairness of elections. These are boring "normal" things, and a person talking about them would be of no interest whatsoever to even the most highly qualified doctor. Of course, by "doctor", I mean people who seek to put as many aspies as possible into mental hospitals, them make a profit off of them by prescribing them psychoactive drugs and solitary confinements.