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10 Oct 2006, 6:19 am

And I was having such a good day...

My mum had her birthday today (I gave her a book of Wordsworth she had asked for), and I had such a good day, as she went out, and I managed to hire not only "Jacob's Ladder", a movie I had been meaning to see for ages, but also "Kingdom Hearts 2".

A birthday dinner had been arranged with my grandmother, my great aunt (I think), one of my mum's friends....

...and my brother and his girlfriend.

I had no objection, but my brother, who had bought "Kingdom Hearts 2" some time ago, saw fit to criticise how I played the f*****g game! I told him not to, politely at first. Then, I snapped, and he threatened to punch me in the face. He then demanded the DVDs and game I had borrowed back, which I did. When I demanded my "Red Dwarf" DVD back, he told me (he hadn't brought it back tonight, although I had asked him) he will throw it away, DESPITE THE f*****g FACT I GAVE HIM BACK HIS THINGS WITH BARELY A f*****g WORD! I threatened to kill him. He cried to my mother. Didn't tell my mother he had got what he wanted back, and threatened my DVD.

That little piece of s**t has no right! He is younger than me, therefore, he should be cowed by ME!! !! !!

I also threatened to trash his flat if he didn't give me back the DVD.

HE HAS NO RIGHT TO DO SO! ALL MY f*****g LIFE, I HAVE BEEN UNDER HIS f*****g SHADOW. HE SUCKS UP TO MY DAD, DOESN'T EVEN LET ME GIVE LIGHT-HEARTED JABS TO DAD, OR EVEN LETS ME DISCIPLINE MY LITTLE FUCKERS OF SECOND COUSINS, DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY ARE UNDISCIPLINED LITTLE FUCKERS, AND DO ANYTHING GIVEN HALF A f*****g CHANCE!

I am f*****g so down right now. I feel like I'll die in a week, my back aches, and I'm sure that pain are my kidneys on strike. I have tried to show my brother as much courtesy as I could, and he sees fit to f*****g CRITICISE ME?

HE SHOULD BE ON HIS f*****g KNEES, BEGGING FOR MY FORGIVENESS! FOR MY INDULGENCE!

He's got a girlfriend (she's a nice person, that neither I, or he deserves), and he calls me fat and ugly. He keeps on going on about how my crack shows, even if there is barely a f*****g millimetre showing.


I AM SO f*****g SICK OF IT! I AM ON THE VERGE OF HARMING EITHER MYSELF OR OTHERS!! !! !

I have only a few people in this shithole of a world that care for me, and my brother definitely isn't one of them...


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10 Oct 2006, 6:24 am

Yeah I remember hitting my brother with the butt of my rifle so I would not have to shoot him. (He was stairing at me none stop with a smile on his face high on weed I
told him to stop looking at me).



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10 Oct 2006, 7:45 am

Not by much....

I am currently trying to hold back a desire to demand that other people prove that they exist so that I won't ridicule them.


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10 Oct 2006, 10:47 am

:( sorry ur feeling like that mate, hope you feel better soon so that you can get back to mocking my leetspeak :D :lol:

Luckily my sister isnt nearly as bad as that, she only makes passing comments, and most of my family are 'ok'... again, hope u feel better soon :D


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10 Oct 2006, 11:40 am

Quatermass wrote:
Not by much....

I am currently trying to hold back a desire to demand that other people prove that they exist so that I won't ridicule them.


If your like it or not, I feel the same way. 8)


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10 Oct 2006, 5:16 pm

Feeling a lot better this morning, partly because of the fact I found a more creative thing to do. A sitcom idea I was going to do, I might do as a comic (I was inspired when I tried to calm myself down enough to sleep by reading Footrot Flats).

I'm hoping my brother is also feeling somewhat remorseful....


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10 Oct 2006, 6:00 pm

larsenjw92286 wrote:
Very good!

Are you a sitcom writer? If so, where?


Not a professional one. I am just thinking up ideas...


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10 Oct 2006, 8:22 pm

larsenjw92286 wrote:
Where do you make your living?


Pffftt.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I graduated from Uni not a few months ago, and I'm still looking for work....


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10 Oct 2006, 10:20 pm

Red Dwarf is great.



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11 Oct 2006, 7:07 am

Australia.

What is this, the Spanish Inquisition? :roll:


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