SCary things you have heard in your house...

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What are some really alarming things you heard those around you say?

"George Bush isn't a bad President."

your going to take a pill to make you happy ....long story

That you're going to be put in the mental hospital. It is defintely not such a veiled threat for your "compliance".

"Never trust an Arab. They're all Muslims and Muslims are all evil and want to kill you."
This comes from my grandmother at least once a week. She also warns my uncle to watch out for all the drunk Mexicans when he drives.

"We're out of Coke, coffee and smokes, and the store's closed."

Bush is going to start drafting people into war who aren't in the military.

I've heard a snotty NT Female voice tell me, "I don't know why you turn to your Buses. Like, they're not exactley Family Members!" That happened to me, early one morning, before my Healing Process started to gel.

"you live in our house, you follow our rules"

"because I said so"


I hate powerlessness...

*knock-knock-knock*
"It's the landlord. Your rent is due!"

(About a young child wailing at the top of its lungs in a store) "Oh, just let him cry. He'll either cry himself out or choke himself to death."

"Oh, well! Here we go again."

Those words just seemed to fall out of my mouth on their own when my wife told me she was pregnant for the fifth time. We had lost the previous four at different stages of pregnancy.

Needless to say, I was not thought of as a supportive husband for a few minutes, while I tried to come up with a coherent explanation. I was indeed at a loss for words.

Everything worked this time, though, and my son was born.

"oh my god, this miller light is terrible! i can't believe they're out of coors!"

nuff said

/micro brew ftw

edit: well, it wasn't in my house.... but from a friend