Dear Mr. Jones,
I apologize for hurting your feelings, three days before my Thirteenth Birthday. I'm sorry that I said that you were Gay. I wasn't being influenced by any of the other students. I was being influenced by my damaged Self-Esteem. My parents have openly expressed the displeasure that they've felt towards my Cockney Accent, so I've taken it out on a real Cockney, such as you. If I was wise, I would have taken the help that you've tried to offer me. I would have let you phone my parents to tell them to cancel that doctor's appointment, to see why a Canadian would have such a voice. The part about the voice, were my parents' words, not mine. I hope that you accept this apology, which is nearly twenty years overdue.
That student of your's who reminded you of London
In more ways, than one.