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26 May 2017, 8:54 pm

I bet you say twat with an "at" sound.
Not the way we say it with a "what" sound.

What?

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26 May 2017, 8:57 pm

I watched Misfits once.
That was where I received enlightenment on twats.

Skins was a good series too.

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26 May 2017, 9:21 pm

thanks for the kind thoughts and wishes.

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27 May 2017, 12:23 am

Kuraudo7777 wrote:

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That's sarcasm.

Um...no. I actually meant it seriously.

She was referring to my sarcasm, which you took seriously.
Midnightstar was trying to help you out.
Q's no good to me dead. To kidnap and slowly torture him would be much more fun.
I'm willing to chop things off and send them to people if the abduction goes to plan btw, just hit me up.

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27 May 2017, 12:32 am

Raleigh wrote:

Autistic.

Autistic joke ruining twat, thank you very much.

Hey that's my job!

Literally, I spent my day with my friends, a dog, these gadgets & lots of weed. The only thing I even did on the internet was think loudly about my favorite girl & misinterpret normal people. I guess that in itself ruined some jokes autistically but on the plus side hopefully I'll be right where she expects me. Yeah

I did happy real-life things instead of my 9-5 (let female eyes record it), the 1 work email was at 6PM.

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27 May 2017, 12:48 am

Raleigh wrote:

QuillAlba wrote:

Vodka hip flask, back up half bottle in backpack.

People love to talk, especially about themselves, the filthy blabby c**t bastards.

Pack a gun.

I only have a staple gun.
I doubt that will be sufficient.
These seem like hard-core chatters.
I'll pack a knife.

They may even 'Snapchat' me. Can anyone recommend a good crossbow?

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27 May 2017, 2:58 am

most often i'd like to bomb nonsense with suitable fun, but i usually keep coloring between the lines

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27 May 2017, 10:32 am

in the US, twat rhymes with hot. and what rhymes with hut.

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27 May 2017, 10:47 am

Good morning, everyone!

I'm feeling actually happy today, despite my continual lack of sleep.

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27 May 2017, 1:02 pm

hi, kura, glad you're feeling well. I've been sleeping in a chair in my husband's hospital room with the help of 50 mgs. of Benadryl.

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27 May 2017, 1:09 pm

^I hope you feel better soon, and that your husband is healed. :heart:

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27 May 2017, 2:38 pm

My birthday is almost here. I'm going to buy some nice bedding, Manga Classics and movies. I'm redoing my room and my mom is getting me a bed from IKEA that is a size full so I'll need a new comforter.

My knees are painful as usual.

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27 May 2017, 2:43 pm

Glod morning, all.

I'm all packed, too early.

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27 May 2017, 2:53 pm

hi ho

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27 May 2017, 2:54 pm

^ Hello, you beautiful Quill.

I'm nervous.
Why am I nervous?
Because I'm me.

I would like to ask cathylynn how her husband is doing but I don't know whether I should or not.

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27 May 2017, 2:56 pm

Pack a hand grenade.

You never know when you'll need to use one.

Rogue kangaroos or drunk bushmen.

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