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shortfatbalduglyman
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22 Sep 2017, 4:06 pm

Dragons and demons

:D

"Distraction" could be good, bad, or neutral

Many distractions last only a couple seconds

If you use a job as a distraction, sooner or later, something will distract you from the job

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22 Sep 2017, 4:13 pm

Whether i'll die tomorrow or not because of my blasphemous thoughts ( i'll be riding a cable car)



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22 Sep 2017, 4:58 pm

That, no matter what I do, I will never be

Skinny
Smart
Handsome
Cisgender
Functional
Socially adept
Normal
Successful


So why bother :x trying :?:


:mrgreen:


That the current counselor, appears, thus far, to me. Awesome. Andd perfect

But I am reluctant to put her on a pedestal or trust her

Because eleven years ago, there was some dude that looked perfect to me. Skinny smart handsome. Cisgender white man. Socially adept. Emotionally resilient. And etcetera

And he turned out homophobic

When he had the nerve to tell me off

When I told him I was trans

In 2006

Homophobic San Diego

:cry:


But I ain't psychic telepathic or a stalker

So you can't just label someone as a "good person"



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22 Sep 2017, 4:59 pm

Football games tomorrow!


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22 Sep 2017, 5:17 pm

Blah blah blah blah blah.
Great idea to get the epileptic up on the roof.


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22 Sep 2017, 6:07 pm

As usual

I feel insecure


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22 Sep 2017, 6:09 pm

eosinophilic esophagitis... saw the gastroenterologist, and that was the diagnosis. finally makes sense as to why many common foods cause difficulty eating by getting stuck in the throat.


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22 Sep 2017, 6:51 pm

Death by starvation.
How long would that take?


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22 Sep 2017, 7:01 pm

^Please don't mummify/bury yourself alive like those monks who entomb then starve themselves. 8O


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22 Sep 2017, 7:11 pm

What if I set myself on fire?


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22 Sep 2017, 7:13 pm

Raleigh wrote:
What if I set myself on fire?


s**t doesn't burn.

8O



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22 Sep 2017, 7:15 pm

It does if it's dried out first.


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22 Sep 2017, 7:17 pm

Raleigh wrote:
It does if it's dried out first.


It's not s**t then though.

It's actually classified as petrified poo fuel bricks.



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22 Sep 2017, 7:29 pm

Still has the poo in there, mate.


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22 Sep 2017, 7:34 pm

s**t is the fresh stuff though.

It becomes oil eventually.



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22 Sep 2017, 7:37 pm

There's a point.
How long do you think it would take me to become oil?

The cyanide is still looking good.
Easy access.
Not too bad tastewise.


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