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MindOfOrderedChaos
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23 Jan 2006, 2:21 am

There is pots of gold at the end of rainbows.

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23 Jan 2006, 6:06 am

I do not own four pairs of socks in my sock collection that are over eight years old, and i most certainly do not wear them anywhere other than my bed. They also have not got Homer Simpson on.

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23 Jan 2006, 3:28 pm

I LOVE being poor because then I don't have to pay as much imcome tax!

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23 Jan 2006, 5:13 pm

You can make gold from lead.

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25 Jan 2006, 9:58 am

It is easy to talk to women and get them to like you and ask you out.

MindOfOrderedChaos
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25 Jan 2006, 10:18 am

Im speical

Bland
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25 Jan 2006, 10:50 am

Thanks for the tip, Kev729! I'm gonna try it!
(now where can I find some lead?)
(Oh, yeah! That bulletproof vest I bought, just in case..)

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25 Jan 2006, 10:56 am

I could totally be a pro-wrestler

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kevv729
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25 Jan 2006, 7:11 pm

I live in North Dakota.

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25 Jan 2006, 7:27 pm

:lol: I live in North Dakota too.

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25 Jan 2006, 9:41 pm

Recently i am not interested in biting quirky carla.

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kevv729
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26 Jan 2006, 12:02 am

I live underground.

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MindOfOrderedChaos
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26 Jan 2006, 12:15 am

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get a steam up, I will shout
Tip me over and pour me out

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26 Jan 2006, 12:41 am

I have Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes and I wear Contacts.

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26 Jan 2006, 2:28 am

Earth is one big square.

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