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kevv729
That is My Pearls of Wisdom.

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28 Jan 2006, 8:35 am

I am funny.

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Nomaken
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28 Jan 2006, 10:13 am

Man understands itself.

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My body is a channel that translates energy from the universe into happiness.
I either express information, or consume it. I am debating which to do right now.

Bland
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Location: USA

28 Jan 2006, 4:07 pm

I love porn.

(I hope nobody takes this out of context.)

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Bland
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28 Jan 2006, 4:31 pm

Kev729 is so NOT funny but he is a very sexy woman.

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"Honey, would you buy me some boobles for my 40th b-day?" "No way, they're too expensive. Your own baubles will have to do."

Sarcastic_Name
Fumigated With Boredom

Joined: 26 Mar 2005
Age:27
Posts: 3,594

28 Jan 2006, 6:35 pm

I think pink is an awesome color, and is in no way to bright and happy. I also think Valentine's Day is a great holiday, and I get lucky every year!

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kevv729
That is My Pearls of Wisdom.

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Location: SOUTH DAKOTA

28 Jan 2006, 11:56 pm

Bland is a sexy man for sure.

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Who_Am_I
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Joined: 27 Aug 2005
Age:31
Posts: 13,088
Location: My body is in Brisbane and my mind is in the gutter. :D

29 Jan 2006, 4:27 am

Sarcastic_Name wrote:

I think pink is an awesome color, and is in no way to bright and happy. I also think Valentine's Day is a great holiday, and I get lucky every year!

Yeah? Well, I am not the President of the NGAQ (Not Getting Any Association of Queensland.)

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Plagal cadence: IV-I
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MindOfOrderedChaos
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29 Jan 2006, 9:40 am

I HATE chocolate

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Cade
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29 Jan 2006, 1:11 pm

Sarcastic_Name wrote:

I think pink is an awesome color, and is in no way to bright and happy. I also think Valentine's Day is a great holiday, and I get lucky every year!

I love pink too!

I also love Valentine's. It's such a meaningful and significant holiday. Nothing makes a person feel more loved than silly cards, foil heart-shaped balloons, overpriced second-rate chooclates, flowers that will be brown the next day and a reservation to a crowded, under-staffed restuarent. Valentine's is nowhere nearly as comercialized or sentimentalized as other holidays.

kevv729
That is My Pearls of Wisdom.

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Location: SOUTH DAKOTA

29 Jan 2006, 1:46 pm

I am rich.

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AbominableSnoCone
Cybernetic Vampiric Werewolf Ninja

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Age:31
Posts: 1,691
Location: Jersey

31 Jan 2006, 1:36 am

Christians are an oppressed minority in the US, all 100 million of them

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31 Jan 2006, 1:39 am

Two-handed swords were ridiculously heavy.

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kevv729
That is My Pearls of Wisdom.

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Location: SOUTH DAKOTA

31 Jan 2006, 4:25 am

I am poor.

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Bland
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31 Jan 2006, 11:05 am

Kev729 is NOT confused as to which socio-economic group he belongs to; NOR is he confused as to which gender best describes him.

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"Honey, would you buy me some boobles for my 40th b-day?" "No way, they're too expensive. Your own baubles will have to do."

Laura
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Joined: 21 Jan 2006
Posts: 259
Location: New Zealand

31 Jan 2006, 9:10 pm

Terrorists are really attacking America

I can reallly understand the singer from Fall Out Boy.

Australians and New Zealanders have a really good realtionship.

All of New Zealanders are good.

Alens really want to cheak out or planet because they think its that wonderful.

I am really good at spelling.

Green Day are punk so is Avrl Laveine.

Marylin Manson had his to lower ribs taken out to suck his own private bits.

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