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kevv729
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18 Jan 2006, 3:30 am

I like loud people.

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18 Jan 2006, 7:23 am

kevv729 wrote:

We are all living in a big big big bubble.

Nooooo silly. We live in a huge biosphere dome maintained by giant aliens.

PhoenixKitten
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18 Jan 2006, 9:44 am

Teenagers these days are so sensitive and understanding, and they really go out of their way to be caring of people who are having a hard time fitting in.

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18 Jan 2006, 9:55 am

When asked, dogs will tell you "Vomit ain't half bad"

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18 Jan 2006, 10:21 am

Giving birth is a beautiful, natural event and women forget all about the pain when they see their lovely, new baby.

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18 Jan 2006, 10:30 am

puppies eat poo because it tastes like chocolate

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18 Jan 2006, 10:36 am

London has sandy Beaches and Palm Trees.

There are Double Decker Buses in Maui.

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18 Jan 2006, 11:21 am

Personally I found christopher loyd in back to the future unattractive. I don't want to bite him.

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18 Jan 2006, 11:24 am

Lie #1 (for me): Yes!

Lie #2: Upon seeing spiders, I automatically-- (For the next 5 minutes, please insert 25 cents.)

......

*clink*

--...Never mind I forgot.

Lie #3: I-- (We're sorry, but this post is currently out of order. Please quit trying and never come again.)

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18 Jan 2006, 12:46 pm

Politicians are always honest and trustworthy.

The U.N. is not corrupt, full of selfish and greedy diplomats, and is very practical and useful.

Women only want sex.

Guys only want to get married as soon as possible.

Hillary Clinton is not EVIL and never makes fun of blacks.

Jesse Jackson does not showboat.

George Bush, Sr. never promised not to raise taxes.

Network executives care about the truth in their movies based on truth, in their news, and they care about families.

All movies about history are historically accurate.

White people were never slaves.

The KKK and the NAACP only want peace and racial harmony.

Kate Moss was the worlds heaviest and fattest model ever.

Al Sharpton never behaved like a black Hitler.

The French love American tourists.

WWII was started as a fight over Germans trying to import Rock and Roll to America.

John Wayne like to wear skirts off the set.

Cigarettes are good for you.

hard and illegal drugs never cause harm.

Fidel Castro was a great baseball player and was never mad about not succeeding at it.

Chinamen have never been taller than 5'5" tall.

Japan and China have kissed and made up over treatment in WWII and harbor absolulely no resentment today.

Somalia is full of U.S. loving people and always have been.

The U.S., China, Soviet Union, and the E.U. are all totalitarian and have a secret alliance plan to conquer the world.

Hollywood is not full of spoiled debutantes and disconected from the general populace rich aholes.