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Joined: 19 Nov 2004
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Location: Ohio

18 Jan 2006, 11:24 pm

The PLO loves Isreal.

There really are 72 virgins in heaven for mass murderers, aka homicide bombers.

The EU always gives US companies a fair shake in merger deals.

Oil is the worlds cleanest burning fuel.

The US has no plans for alternate energy sources.

George Clooney and George Bush, Jr are bosom buddies.

Girls Gone Wild respects women and shows their beauty artistically

Rich people are always given the same fair chance at trials that poor and middle class people are.

Ted Kennedy is a fine upstanding american.

Michale Moore is honest, truthful and unbiased. ( http://www.dlc.org/ndol_ci.cfm?cp=1&kai ... tid=252483 )

Geraldine Ferraro will defeat Hillary, Sharpton, and Gore in the Democratic Primaries (maybe not a good lie, but wishful thinking)

Bland
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18 Jan 2006, 11:47 pm

Size doesn't matter.

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kevv729
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18 Jan 2006, 11:51 pm

Everything We say is a LIE.

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hermit
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Joined: 19 Dec 2005
Posts: 495
Location: Upstate NY

19 Jan 2006, 12:35 am

The town barber cuts everyone's hair who does not cut it themselves.

Bland
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19 Jan 2006, 2:12 am

Sweeney Todd is a really nice barber.

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MindOfOrderedChaos
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Posts: 769
Location: New Zealand

19 Jan 2006, 3:49 am

I am not the hottest male aspie on WP.

MindOfOrderedChaos
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19 Jan 2006, 3:53 am

I have lots of friends and I am not a hermit.

MindOfOrderedChaos
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19 Jan 2006, 3:55 am

All apples are green.

kevv729
That is My Pearls of Wisdom.

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19 Jan 2006, 5:09 am

All apples are red.

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Ladysmokeater
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Joined: 21 Oct 2005
Age:38
Posts: 1,048
Location: North of Atlanta, South of Boston, East of the Mississippi, and West of the Atlantic

19 Jan 2006, 5:12 am

im not wearing pants.

hale_bopp
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Age:30
Posts: 16,125
Location: New Zealand

19 Jan 2006, 5:29 am

WooYayHooplah wrote:

puppies eat poo because it tastes like chocolate

The actual fact (non lie of this) is that puppies eat poo because it tastes like vanilla :wink:

Bland
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19 Jan 2006, 9:20 am

Alex is Clay Aiken's brother.

(I'm so original)

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corey
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Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 13

19 Jan 2006, 9:24 am

I hate Clay Aiken

gyver8448
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Joined: 18 Jan 2006
Age:27
Posts: 6

19 Jan 2006, 1:35 pm

im smart ^_^

hermit
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Posts: 495
Location: Upstate NY

19 Jan 2006, 5:20 pm

Monkees like ice cubes in their underwear.

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