WARNING, not for the faint of heart-
i dreamt i was back at work again in the basement of the hospital, taking some kinda employee continuing education course exam in a crampt little classroom with a picture window view of the employee break area which had park benches on concrete sidewalks overlooking a man-made stream which flowed through the building, with geese swimming to and fro on the currents. i completed my exam then turned it into the proctor and was told to go to the printer's office where my certificate of completion was waiting for me, but there was a long line of women waiting to get in, so i used the time i'd otherwise be waiting in line, to go take a wiz instead, and as i walked into the lavatory, a doctor in scrubs came out showily spraying a canned deodorant around, and my nose dreaded the olfactory assault to come from his broken wind, but instead was pleasantly surprised upon entering, to detect the faintest whiffs of mint and stale air. i went to a toilet next to the shower stalls [!] and noticed it had a broken seat, and absent-mindedly took an abundantly stentorian wee-wee with great relief. in mid-stream i noticed i was peeing all over the broken seat so i bent over to lift it up. then, while i was shaking it off, 2 other guys came in, disrobed and showered in the stalls next to me, and i heard a commotion and looked over my shoulder over the stall, and saw one man to the right, ogle and exclaim, "
OMG! you're so big and lovely, i'm in LOVE!!" and i peeked over the stall and witnessed the other man's raging tumescence which was the size and shape of a foot-long subway sandwich. i was appalled, and i callously let slip, "
my GAWD, don't hurt anybody with that thing!" and as i zipped up and turned around to leave, he somewhat miffedly replied, "
i surely won't laugh at THAT!" to which i weakly replied, "
sorry," and then got the hell outta there post-haste, at which point i awoke.