What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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i dreamed i was a being that was extremely large, and i was living in outer space.

i saw the earth, and i reached out and squashed it between my forefinger and thumb.

then i felt very sorry.

Latest weird one...

I was out on the atlantic city boardwalk with some "friends that I have never met or heard of" and found a $2 bill. I put it in my wallet and continued on towards the hotel I was staying at. I stopped at a few shops and notice that my wallet started to overflow with $20 bills from nowhere. Of course I then start spending it all and it still kept replenishing itself somehow.

After shopping for a bit, the weirdness sets in. Somehow this woman (attractive by my standards anyways) starts stalking me everywhere. My "friends" notice it too but only make remarks that she is attractive and probably likes me. Well after a while, I turn around she runs at me, and jumps into me, wrapping her arms round me neck, legs round my waist. Despite my reluctance to do so, I end up taking her back to my hotel room. You can easily figure out the next part.

After said adult content part, she leaves, I fall asleep, and end up waking up In real life.

The last weird dream I had occurred a few weeks ago.

First, I dreamt of the Star Trek Enterprise episode "Bound". I was near the three Orion Slave Girls that were in that episode, yet they didn't seem to notice me (I might have been invisible). Later, I recalled how the United Federation of Planets was formed even though this part of the dream took place in 2154.

The rest of the dream took place in the present. I woke up and got ready to go to the community college. I caught the bus going downtown. When the bus got to the downtown terminal (which was larger and in a different location than in real life) I got off and noticed that a whole bunch of older buses that have been sold due to service cuts were back up and running.

What's weird is that in this dream is that there were at least three 1991 Gillig Phantoms running, 1681, 1683, and 1676 which was on the route I was supposed to transfer to. I recalled that they had sold them nearly four years earlier and that greatly surprised me. I stood by 1676 waiting for the driver to come back. I just listened to the engine idle. After about a couple of minutes, I was talking to a girl that I was friends with in the dream. When the driver came back, the alarm went off, thus ending the dream.

I don't remember much about my dream last night but I do remember running from something & being afraid for my life & I think maybe a knife/dagger thing was in it but I don't remember the details about it; I don't think I was holding it so I assume I may of been running from it. The rest of what little I do remember was weird things that were out of place & made no sense(kind of like shroom trips(I never done that or anything illegal but from the vids & stuff I've heard a lot of my dreams resemble shroom trips for some rezone). My back was really sore when I woke up. I think I slept in a very weird uncomfortable position; I tend to do that when I have bad dreams. I don't think I sleep in a bad position when I wake from good dreams. Maybe I should DL the eps of iCarly & put the audio on low volume while I sleep. I always sleep good when I dream about her. Or better yet marry her; I bet I would sleep great then. I think I would sleep & dream a lot better if I was with someone instead of by myself

Don't remember much but I know I dream more than I want to. To bad dreams are still somewhat of a mystery.

Most of my dreams are extremely weird. Last night, I dreamed that I asked my mom for a tampon, and she handed me a rubber ducky. It turned out that the rubber ducky was a new brand of tampon, so I put it in. I could only get its head in, and I had an obvious bulge in my pants. Not only this, but we were at an acquaintance's house, in their kitchen. I was walking around the kitchen like this, admiring the marble counter tops while my mom talked to her acquaintance.

I was climbing up train station stairs in order to board a subway train and this well-dressed younger man kept on trying to trip me to make me fall when all of a sudden this older, very tall man throws him down the steps and kills him. The rest of the dream was spent with me thanking this man for protecting me. But he keeps on staring straight ahead and ignores me even though I'm clasping his hands.

I murdered my entire family then turned the gun on myself.

Another interest related dream, woopy doo.
My parents' room was being decorated and their room looked a lot different to what it usually does, the whole structure of the room was different. There was a bed in the middle, and two big chairs in front of a an old television; probably an early 90's model. The way the wall had been decorated was with lots of pictures and photos on the wall and a thinner strip of wallpaper all around the the walls that could be changed whenever we wanted. At one point the pictures on both the walls and the wallpaper strip was split in 2, on the left side of the wall there were pictures to do with magic and the supernatural, on the right side of the wall there were pictures to do with science.

Me and my mum were sitting in front of the telly that was also a computer, my mum was using either a remote or a keyboard the control it, she was scrolling through pictures of the old PG tips ads with motivational poster style captions on them, one picture in particular made my mum laugh really loud but I didn't find it funny. She then put on a video which was a PG tips ad but feature length, it could have been any chimp-dressed-as-people film but I knew that this was made by PG tips. I remember some of the scenes, there was this cafe/restaurant where these chimps were preparing something, and a man with a suit on and a chef-ish moustache kept going in the kitchen and shouting at everyone to hurry up because something important is happening. But the chimp characters were all "talking" to each other, but they were just moving their mouths and voices were dubbed on. There was some soap style drama between the characters, and sometimes the characters were plastic toys, and sometimes they were real chimps, and one time there was this really creepy looking one with no hair and a tiny head . My mum thought the film was really funny, but I just thought it was stupid.

In the next part of the dream I kept seeing these weird insects in the house, they were green and blue and when they flew the colours lit up like a bulb. I didn't like the bugs and found them scary, but they were in every room of the house. In the bathroom my dad told me to not run away and to look at the insect in flight, I looked and it looked very beautiful but I was still freaked out by it because it reminded me of a moth. I went into every room of the house and there would be these brightly coloured insects every where I turned. I went to the bathroom to use the toilet and I saw one on the curtain but I decided to just put up with it and not look, but when I turned round there was a giant brown moth on the door. I scream for my mum and she ran in, I told her about the moth while covering my ears and making scared noises. My mum shouted at me "take it out yourself!!" I sad no but she kept shouting. I then turned to her for reassurance because she was being really quite evil. But her eyes were bulging out and her facial expression was that of pure psychopathic rage, she screamed "just stop panicking!! !" and yelled at me about my fears and stuff.
I then woke up in a state of WTF

i dreamt i was in my front yard, walking to the mailbox when these two weirdos wearing dark sportsjackets and filmy white and gray shirts, and with organic-sponge afros approached me outside of their black limo idling in the street, and told me i should go with them to attend the governor's funeral procession. i told 'em i didn't know any recently dead governors, and walked away from them, but it was communicated telepathically to me that i had to go with them, and they froze me in place like a statue, and everything around me turned into a white mist, and my last thought was paused in place like when you hit the pause button on a dvd player, and it echoed for what seemed like forever before i found myself inside their limo, looking outside the window as we drove down the street for a brief moment before everything went black and then suddenly i saw a starburst and the next thing i knew i was in this strange building somewhere with silvery white walls and dark gray carpeting, and these same two men, with painted-on doll-faces and doll's eyes and flat noses, slits for mouths, no ears below their sponge afro hairline- they pushed me into this office with a black cube-shaped desk with another fella who looked just like these two fellas, sitting bolt upright. it wordlessly asked me to explain myself, and i wordlessly communicated to it that it was only natural for me to be offended at having been abducted by them, and from what planet were they? at this remark, the fella behind the desk rolled down the filmy white neck piece of the shirt it was wearing, to reveal green scaly skin with gills. when i saw this, i mustered as much politeness and presense of mind as i could, and told the creature [via my thoughts] that he just scared the wits out of me, at which point the fella just glared at me with the first actual emotional face expression i saw from these beings, a mild scowl resembling consternation.

the next thing i knew, i was back in my tin can, and i inspected it to make sure no ET type had hidden any booby traps or changed anything. my porn stash was in the same hiding place, and my pc was still running. i went to the fridge even though i wasn't really hungry, and noticed that it was empty. strange. i went outside and noticed that my property was surgically sliced out of the ground and transported to this place, wherever it was, and the grass was wilted, and the surrounding area was make of dark gray loamy dirt, thick and dense yet fluffy at the same time. the background was of dark gray mottled huge boulders and rolling hills off into the gray sky distance. there were no trees, just tall cylindrical boulders. then suddenly the original two weirdos showed up and telepathically sent me a mental video showing my property back on earth with a huge hole cut out of it, leaving a crater hundreds of feet deep. they forced me to accompany them back to the office, and when the fella behind the black desk glared at me again, they gave me the bum's rush out of the office, out of the building, and out of the city, at which point the two creatures painted using a weird tool, a fat red line on the ground, and wordlessly indicated to me that if i knew what was good for me, i should not dare to cross this red line. so i looked back at their fair city and noticed it looked a lot like bedrock or flintstone city, but with flying saucers zipping about and obvious high technology. i looked in the other direction and it looked like what i had seen earlier at my transplanted tin can, with dark gray mottled rolling hills and boulders stretching off into the distance, only now it must've been nighttime, as i saw a large but dim moon and a smaller but whiter sun up in the sky, and together they provided the same light as roughly 3 full moons on earth. the stars were clearly visible unlike in the day, when all i could see was gray clouds in the sky. i looked farther in the distance and noticed several tunnels leading to larger caves underground, so i followed one of these down into a cavern, at which point i saw a lighted living area, and a light-gray being stepped out, regarded me and telepathically said, "ah, another earthing! how nice!" this fella told me a story about how for millenia, the dark-grays have been abducting earthings and bringing them to this planet, keeping very few and saying i shouldn't inquire about what happened to the rest. then i awoke.