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23 Aug 2010, 6:36 pm

most pretty girls say that, in my experience

I don't think I could let the bits hang out while I stood on a speeding boat thing
I wouldn't feel safe lol

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23 Aug 2010, 6:37 pm

I would love to do that, someday I will move to a nudist colony.

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23 Aug 2010, 6:46 pm

Kilroy wrote:

most pretty girls say that, in my experience

I don't think I could let the bits hang out while I stood on a speeding boat thing
I wouldn't feel safe lol

Personally, I don't think I'm pretty. I'm cute but that's about it. One needs a hot body though to wear a bikini and not look like s**t in it. D:

Yeah, I was wondering about that. The waves would make for a very bumpy and painful ride.

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23 Aug 2010, 6:49 pm

people are always most critical of themselves

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23 Aug 2010, 6:49 pm

Owww, your tits would be a few inches lower at the end of it.

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23 Aug 2010, 6:50 pm

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Owww, your tits would be a few inches lower at the end of it.

what do you think it would do to a guy's balls
a slight tap and the wind is knocked out of you

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23 Aug 2010, 6:52 pm

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Owww, your tits would be a few inches lower at the end of it.

I dun want my tits at my belly-button. I like where they are. D:

Kilroy- Wear a cup!

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23 Aug 2010, 6:53 pm

that would look odd, I must admit lol

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23 Aug 2010, 6:54 pm

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people are always most critical of themselves

True. But facts are facts, my belly is too big to be wearing a bikini. Stretchmarks are only acceptable if you're pregnant. D:

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23 Aug 2010, 6:55 pm

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that would look odd, I must admit lol

They'd be like udders! Mooo.

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23 Aug 2010, 6:57 pm

Erisad wrote:

Kilroy wrote:

that would look odd, I must admit lol

They'd be like udders! Mooo.

I could say something very inappropriate lol

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23 Aug 2010, 6:57 pm

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I don't own a bikini, never worn one and the chances of me obtaining a body where it is acceptable to wear one is slim. At least, not for another 5 years. I only were one-pieces or tankinis. Um, if you're wearing a life-jacket, it isn't very naked is it? :lol:

Trust me, she's just as insecure about her body as I am, if not more. Besides, I don't wanna see her naked either. D:

Well, you have to wear the life vest when the jet ski is moving. So you would wear that and your suit until you get out in the ocean. Then everything comes off and we would all go swimming. Being fat is a plus when swimming in the ocean. You can't sink.

If your being heavy really bothers you, you could get a LapBand. Its a torture device that tortures you every time you eat something. The net result is that you lose a lot of weight.

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23 Aug 2010, 7:00 pm

or you diet properly if you really care enough
you could do one of those excersize/dance things Richard Simmons advertises a lot for
he's quite funny (in a good way)

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23 Aug 2010, 7:00 pm

n4mwd wrote:

Erisad wrote:

Trust me, she's just as insecure about her body as I am, if not more. Besides, I don't wanna see her naked either. D:

Lol, I guess that's true. :lol:

I could do that but I don't like torture. Not to mention, I don't really have the money to spend on cosmetic surgeries. So I'll have to do it the old-fashioned way. I.E. Take two years of diet and exercise to lose 100 pounds. D:

Kilroy - Don't you dare touch my udders! You can't get the milk for free ya know. :wink:

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23 Aug 2010, 7:00 pm

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Stretchmarks are only acceptable if you're pregnant. D:

Hey! Every woman/girl I know has stretch marks– including myself. I even know guys with them. They're quite normal.

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23 Aug 2010, 7:01 pm

how do I pay :lol:

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