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02 Sep 2010, 1:47 am

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I just thought of something; a time traveling toilet. It sounds like a Family Guy thing


Actually it's a classic LucasArts point-and-click adventure game thing. Small objects could be flushed through time.


Or a great Family Guy joke :arrow:
"Like when I used that toilet time machine"
(He sits down & it teleports to cavemen days & caveman with a club is rite in front of him. Peter looks around & asks)
"Do you have any toilet paper"
(caveman grunts)




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sock puppets can use tools? oh am i so out of touch.


I thought they wer tools; tools for the hands. Was there ever anything about a time machine on that sock-puppet show Sifl & Olly :?:


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02 Sep 2010, 3:55 am

Time is my time machine.



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02 Sep 2010, 4:25 am

Of course Sock Puppets can build time machines.

It took me 90 years to make mine. Then I just travelled back to 2010, gave myself the keys and registration and then the current me killed the 117 year old me.

I buried myself under the lemon tree out the back. I would have liked that.



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02 Sep 2010, 8:24 am

mjs82 wrote:
Of course Sock Puppets can build time machines.

It took me 90 years to make mine. Then I just travelled back to 2010, gave myself the keys and registration and then the current me killed the 117 year old me.

I buried myself under the lemon tree out the back. I would have liked that.


You see, when I was born 158 years ago, people in my country, we didn't possess any time travel. We still don't really, however through the E.F.G.O.C.A. program, we were able to somehow communicate with the current time.



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02 Sep 2010, 9:32 am

I'd go back to my conception and choose thinnes and leadership, just to see what it would be like to be like Ray Davies. I'd switch back after an hour at work, because I really think that I'd be happier, as I really am.


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02 Sep 2010, 11:00 am

My time machine is a Delorean car from the movie " Back to the Future " :)


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03 Sep 2010, 2:16 pm

I've once made a time machine. It can take you an hour into the future in just 60 minutes!



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03 Sep 2010, 2:17 pm

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I've once made a time machine. It can take you an hour into the future in just 60 minutes!


If you could get it down to 59 minutes, that would be quite something.


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03 Sep 2010, 2:24 pm

Moog wrote:
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I've once made a time machine. It can take you an hour into the future in just 60 minutes!


If you could get it down to 59 minutes, that would be quite something.


There mite be a way but I heard it will make you age an extra minute


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03 Sep 2010, 2:53 pm

I choose to go to 1966, today.


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03 Sep 2010, 4:15 pm

if i had access to a time machine, one that could take you to a certain time and more importantly, the correct earth co-ordinates in our arm of the milky way......first thing , i would let cockney rebel use it to go to london, circa1966. dedication such as hers deserves to be rewarded.

i would use it to transport myself back to apr 4 1986, to highway 60, at high noon........and prevent myself from being murdered. no, wait. i have a better idea. i'll go to the year 17,500, anywhere earth. maybe the island nation of atlantis, born from legends so old they're just wisps of thought communication. the inhabitants will, of course , be shocked to see such a human as myself. they will cry from grief. i will take my companion animals with me, all very old and fragile. the humans(?) of atlantis will marvel at old style dogs and cats. i will immediately be taken to the 'medical' center and be studied. the healers will then remove my brain from this destroyed body i currently inhabit and using ixian technology, grow a new body, rapidly, based on the 1986 model they have taken from my memories.
implanting the brain, newly revived, into the 'new' body is simple for these beings. i am reborn. i cry with joy. my companion animals have also undergone such treatments, and are as puppies and kittens. they have had one modification...they are able to communicate with me through telepathy. i think...a dream?....i hope not.

anyone want to join me?



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03 Sep 2010, 8:04 pm

Stonecold wrote:
I've once made a time machine. It can take you an hour into the future in just 60 minutes!


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69lnDi6OeRw[/youtube]

:lol:



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03 Sep 2010, 8:24 pm

nick007 wrote:
Moog wrote:
Stonecold wrote:
I've once made a time machine. It can take you an hour into the future in just 60 minutes!


If you could get it down to 59 minutes, that would be quite something.


There mite be a way but I heard it will make you age an extra minute


That is possible. Every time you go on an airplane trip, you age about one nanosecond more than people on the ground (gravity speeds up time). Einstein proved that.



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03 Sep 2010, 10:31 pm

close stone cold.....but you've got it backwards, sorta', the faster you go, the slower you age. if you left earth and traveled into space at very high speed, when you returned you would be younger than someone born the same time you were and remained on earth. remember ripley and her daughter from 'aliens'. es verdad says a. e.



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03 Sep 2010, 11:34 pm

Has anyone else checked out 6:06pm GMT September 6th 2010 yet?

8O :help: :cry: :pale: :shaking: :eew: :skull: :thumbdown: :huh:



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