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08 Sep 2017, 10:09 pm

This is a wtf thread - crap you run into in life that makes no sense.
Like sitting by an open door, I'm getting cold. But my armpits are getting sweaty. I go put a jumper on for the cold, but it just makes the sweaty worse. Wtf? How can these things exist at once?
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08 Sep 2017, 10:18 pm

That's nerves for ya -- that faux-cold feeling will not leave unless the true source is revealed, like a poorly-written mystery novel.

...don't mind me, I'm not even sure what I'm rambling about.


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08 Sep 2017, 10:58 pm

My phone is vibrating in my pocket.

*reaches for phone*

WTF my phone is upstairs

Does anyone know how to perform an exorcism that will vanquish phantom phones


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09 Sep 2017, 2:44 am

when I do my #2 constitutional, I keep having to wipe and wipe and wipe and it never stops. I call it the $#!+ that won't quit. when one is in a hurry this is a drag.



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09 Sep 2017, 2:54 am

^ No pun intended? :lol: :wink:


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09 Sep 2017, 3:13 am

C2V wrote:
^ No pun intended? :lol: :wink:

yeh it's the most punderful thing. or as a famous mind might have said after a few gulps of gin, "waste is a terrible thing to mind."



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09 Sep 2017, 5:55 am

when waiting in line, there emerges a highway before me, suddenly everyone wants to pass that way :?:



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09 Sep 2017, 9:37 am

auntblabby wrote:
when I do my #2 constitutional, I keep having to wipe and wipe and wipe and it never stops. I call it the $#!+ that won't quit. when one is in a hurry this is a drag.

Seems like the antithesis to "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" -- "Temporary Eclipse of the Perpetually Stained Hiney". I wonder how much of a blockbuster that would be... :scratch:


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09 Sep 2017, 10:45 am

^ Oh the puns! Don't you start, or we'll be ... going... all day! :lol:


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09 Sep 2017, 10:53 am

C2V wrote:
^ Oh the puns! Don't you start, or we'll be ... going... all day! :lol:


You say that as if it's a bad thing :twisted:


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09 Sep 2017, 5:47 pm

Actually got a full nights sleep but I feel more tired then I ever have. Wtf



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09 Sep 2017, 6:05 pm

I got friends and a social life, yet feel more lonely.



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09 Sep 2017, 9:18 pm

C2V wrote:
This is a wtf thread - crap you run into in life that makes no sense.
Like sitting by an open door, I'm getting cold. But my armpits are getting sweaty. I go put a jumper on for the cold, but it just makes the sweaty worse. Wtf? How can these things exist at once?
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Sounds like either low blood sugar or hormonal problems both can cause cold sweats, withdrawal from medications can cause cold sweats too. It is a pretty f****d up feeling.


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10 Sep 2017, 5:49 pm

I got bread the day after Labor Day at WalMart that was dated the 11th & my girlfriend noticed a spot of mold on it Thursday night. I had to buy more at RiteAid Friday. That bread usually last longer than the expatriation date but the CrapMart bread usually doesn't. I don't know why they put the dates on CrapMart bread unless it's the maximum it'll keep instead of the soonest like it's supposed to be.


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11 Sep 2017, 4:10 am

I went into dental clinic to confront them about nasty letter demanding I use a phone or be kicked off the waiting list. I explained that I am autistic, I have problems communicating, and this demands I use a phone which is a problem.
She says they aren't in today even though it is posted business hours because someone was sick and apparently they have never heard of a casual worker. She then says "that form has a number on it, you can call them on that."
When I was in there stating that I cannot use phones. Are they just that stupid? WTF?


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