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SoulcakeDuck
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07 Jun 2011, 6:46 pm

Jupp. But the way I use a urinal depends on the situation and the state of the restroom.

Clean
Empty restroom: If it's a nice restroom/urinal and there are no people I'll easily go with no complications and I'm out (after I wash my hands ofc).
People: Same thing but with people in it I'll use a stall.

Nasty
Empty restroom: If it's a disgusting smelly restroom somewhere I'll use the urinal from a good distance so I don't touch anything. And I don't wash my hands since my dick is way cleaner then some run down crack shack pretending to be a toilet (I don't go smearing my hands all over the place/peoples faces afterwards either way, I usually wash somewhere else or use bottled water on the street).
People: I do the same as mentioned above or I'll just go kill a bush. (there is no logic in choosing a stall in a run down crap restroom if there are people there, use the urinal fast and get out or go be one with nature)

Party/Drunk/Club
Don't care about most things that i mentioned, cuz I'm drunk. Always wash my hands tho, even when shit-faced and brain is mush. (Bugs me when me and my friends take a piss and they yell "Screw that s**t, come on!" as soon as I start washing my hands or try to figure out the best way to do it if the toilet is a dump)
(OCD = HANDS MUST BE CLEAN :roll: )


sooooo... I guess urinals are cool but I prefer a nice clean stall.


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07 Jun 2011, 6:52 pm

auntblabby wrote:
sometimes when i'm just too tired to stand up, i sitzpinkle. but when i'm feeling up to it, i will use a urinal just so long as there is nobody looking.


I sit down as well from time to time, it's comfy.

Not in publics though.


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07 Jun 2011, 7:02 pm

Urinals? I barely use them.


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08 Jun 2011, 9:26 am

SoulcakeDuck wrote:
Nasty
Empty restroom: If it's a disgusting smelly restroom somewhere I'll use the urinal from a good distance so I don't touch anything. And I don't wash my hands since my dick is way cleaner then some run down crack shack pretending to be a toilet (I don't go smearing my hands all over the place/peoples faces afterwards either way, I usually wash somewhere else or use bottled water on the street).
People: I do the same as mentioned above or I'll just go kill a bush. (there is no logic in choosing a stall in a run down crap restroom if there are people there, use the urinal fast and get out or go be one with nature)


i operate doors and taps with my elbows. sometimes if theres a tough door i cant kick open, ill pull a sleeve over my hand.



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08 Jun 2011, 9:31 am

Men have problems peeing anywhere. Our parts aren't always tame.



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08 Jun 2011, 9:40 am

Only when the sink is blocked.


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08 Jun 2011, 9:43 am

What about the shower. Use that :twisted:



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08 Jun 2011, 4:15 pm

psych wrote:
SoulcakeDuck wrote:
Nasty
Empty restroom: If it's a disgusting smelly restroom somewhere I'll use the urinal from a good distance so I don't touch anything. And I don't wash my hands since my dick is way cleaner then some run down crack shack pretending to be a toilet (I don't go smearing my hands all over the place/peoples faces afterwards either way, I usually wash somewhere else or use bottled water on the street).
People: I do the same as mentioned above or I'll just go kill a bush. (there is no logic in choosing a stall in a run down crap restroom if there are people there, use the urinal fast and get out or go be one with nature)


i operate doors and taps with my elbows. sometimes if theres a tough door i cant kick open, ill pull a sleeve over my hand.


I used to try elbows before but I'm way to worried I'll dirty my clothes.
Kicking/controlling stuff with my feet, that I'm good at. Also used to use my feet in nasty publics but dropped it because I realized I was one step from mastering ballet. The Russian kind.

Just to much hassle.


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08 Jun 2011, 5:05 pm

Nope, absolutely not, no way, no siree bob - or any sort of public lavatory. :eew:


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08 Jun 2011, 7:24 pm

thewrll wrote:
Men have problems peeing anywhere. Our parts aren't always tame.


:!: :!:
me willy often plays a nasty trick on me, in that when i try to pee, it emits 2 separate streams, both headed off in opposite directions, neither of which is aimed into the bowl! damn!



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08 Jun 2011, 8:53 pm

auntblabby wrote:
thewrll wrote:
Men have problems peeing anywhere. Our parts aren't always tame.


:!: :!:
me willy often plays a nasty trick on me, in that when i try to pee, it emits 2 separate streams, both headed off in opposite directions, neither of which is aimed into the bowl! damn!

I'm glad I'm not the only one with that problem but I'm really glad I don't have Dino-Mike's problem :arrow:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lF0_XfbRdw[/youtube]


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