JitakuKeibiinB wrote:
I've been waiting for a while to get the ingredients so I could make some "eggless nog". I've been saving a bottle of rum for it. Today I got those ingredients.
I came home and made it. It made more than the recipe said for some reason, so the blender was filled to the brim. But when I tried to pull the pitcher off of my cheap ass blender to pour a glass, the piece of s**t came unscrewed and all of it spilled *everywhere*. It covered the entire counter, it's all over the floor, all over my mail, in my toaster, it's oozing from every f*****g orifice of my blender, it's on my clothes, it's in my hair, it's on my extension cord and my phone charger, it's f*****g everywhere!
I spent half an hour cleaning, but everything is still sticky! And I drank half my rum, so I'm not going to have enough if I ever get some goddamn eggnog.
f**k eggnog and f**k Christmas.
Wow, that IS horrible! I wouldn't be able to recover from anger for a few days if that happened to me. I hope you are feeling better now.