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I had a hot dog for breakfast this morning.

I ate a cow for breakfast this morning.

i had me a french-fried shetland pony for dinner, and for dessert a special poutine composed of french-fried sweet potatoes and yams drizzled with mascarpone and dark chocolate syrup and butterscotch truffle pieces.

Damn AuntBlabby, that sounds fantastic.

I have 133 hot pink sandals in my closet.

I'll just have the gardeners set up the hoops for croquet on the West Lawn....we can have tea later, in the Rose Garden...what sort of sandwiches will we want? Any of that pony or cow meat left? Sylkat

I have a 40 inch big screen HD TV.

A magnificent herd of Wildebeest has just swept past my house.
I was out on the 4th floor marble balcony listening to the orchestra playing in the courtyard below, watching the sunset while sipping a rather pert little Chardonnay, when they appeared in the east.
Unfortunately they've made such a mess of the knot garden and the summer house is utterly ruined. I've no idea where the orchestra went.
Tsk. Pater will be so annoyed.

Dear Cornflake, I do hope that none of the wildebeests got into the mansion via the veranda, like last time, their hooves did so mar the parquet floors, as I remember...Stllkat

Those wildebeest weren't hot pink by any chance were they? I've seem to of misplaced mine.

I'm not tired, I shouldn't be in bed and my hand doesn't ache.

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Poor, dear Cornflake, When TenPencepiece feels better I'm sure he would not mind dropping by with a few dozen incense CONES to help with any lingering penguin piddle aroma...Sylkat

I kidnapped a medical student. I kept him in a cage for a week and fed him Oreo cookies thrice a day.