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KyleTheGhost
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15 May 2012, 1:43 pm

Sylkat wrote:

Kyle the Ghost is actually a poltergeist...
He specialized in haunting clothes dryers and dematerializing only one sock in each load of clothes!

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Now for the lie: Basketball is played in outer space.

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15 May 2012, 2:01 pm

Dear Kyle,Do you mean it ISN'T?

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15 May 2012, 2:53 pm

Ants bark.

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15 May 2012, 3:01 pm

Dogs live in colonies.

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15 May 2012, 3:04 pm

Newts roller-skate. Often.

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15 May 2012, 3:11 pm

I am the real Barnabas Collins.

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15 May 2012, 3:13 pm

If I flick them hard enough, I can get my ears to spin.

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15 May 2012, 4:27 pm

I thought you had replaced them with stereo speakers years ago.

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15 May 2012, 5:02 pm

Nah - two strips of tree-bark work much better as headphones.

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15 May 2012, 5:25 pm

I am so sleepy I would probably doze out the second I hit the pillow.

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15 May 2012, 6:19 pm

this statement is a lie.

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15 May 2012, 6:19 pm

I hit the pillow frequently when I am angry.
I think that Brazilian Wandering Spiders are adorable, and should be kept as pets and walked on leashes.

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15 May 2012, 6:22 pm

I have time to cook lovely homemade meals every day!! (Wish I did though).

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15 May 2012, 7:37 pm

I routinely prepare 5 course meals for dozens of people.
And I ADORE the washing-up!

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15 May 2012, 7:49 pm

I love washing the dishes too!

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