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Some of my best friends are saucers.

In downtown Gibralter, serving tea without a saucer beneath the cup is illegal.

Sylkat

I hate fish sticks.

My mom wasn't born on Mars.

I don't spend hours a day chuckling at the many clever posts on wrong planet.

I don't spend hours a day chuckling at the many clever posts on wrong planet.

I don't spend hours a day chuckling at the many clever posts on wrong planet.

I'm a professional sumo-wrestler.

Dear anonnommus, Welcome to WP! Finally, a new member representing Mars! SO many of our new generation of members are from Pluto, and that,of course, has turned out to be the Wrong Planet!
Dear Bill92, I also was a professional Sumo Wrestler, but it became SO difficult finding tie-dye Spandex tights for my other job as a professional Figure Skater.

Sylkat

Sylkat used to be a pro golfer.

They invited me to find another sport, actually; I kept using a soccer ball on the greens instead of that tiny little 'Golf Ball' thingie that is much too hard to hit with that so-called 'Golf Club'....
Baseball bats work much better, in case you are interested.

Sylkat

I invented the internet.

Mushrooms are responsible for aurorae.

Trees are always bare even in the summer.

It is always rainy leading into the summer months.