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I wear dentures and my hair is not my own.

People should never make fun of we Aspies.

We may be slow and socially awkward, but we can outwit you just as easily.

President Obama today signed a bill into law requiring everyone to say "hi" to their neighbor.

Today, I encountered an old teacher on the train coming back from Downtown Portland.

I loved the teachers that I had in high school.

I sleep well every night.

I have dreams of a very violent world.

Passing gas (aka 'farting') has NOTHING to do with eating beans or whatever.

It isnt even passing gas.

It is the result of you "breaking the smell barrier", and creating an "olfactory boom" by excedeing the Speed of Smell.

Smell is actually just molecules drifting in the air.
They move from their source at about 18 inches a second, or about one mile an hour.

The moment your forward walking motion excedes one mile an hour "boom" - you create an olfactory boom because you have exceded the speed of smell. And you get both the farting sound, and the sudden onrush of unpleasant oder- the later of which is the olfactory equivalent of the "boom" sound in the "Sonic Boom" made by supersonic aircraft when they excede the speed of sound.

Autistics aren't just less likely to lie than neurotypicals, they're completely incapable of it in all situations.

I'm totally serious.

See my solemn deadpan expression? Proof!

I hate people. All autistic people do.

All NT human behavior makes perfect sense to me.

Sylkat

Coca-Cola contains all the vitamins and minerals a human body needs every day.

I don't like it when people try to make me feel better somehow and give me sympathy. And I HATE having people like me. I also LOVE the coldness!

I have my own private island where I get breakfast served to me every morning on a platter and a servant rubbs my feet for me