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Name: Elmo

Sex: Male

Breed: Half chow , other half unknown

Born: My master mom found me on her job some where in Texas near a gas refiner.

Age: 3 I think.

Orentation: Hetro, I have in the past tried to make it with my master closest I got was dirty paw prints on his back. His nephew laughed his a$$ off when my master went back in his house.

Hobbies: I like to attack bees when they land on flowers, I like to take long walks but
my lazy master only does it when I act bad(so I'm trying to be bad)

Job: I'm an escape artist very few things can keep me in my yard.

Looking for: Looks do not matter I want any bit<h in heat out there. really I'm not
picky!

Name: Chico

Sex: Male

Breed: Half Wheaten, half Poodle

Born: March, 27th 2003

Orientation: Hetrosexual

Hobbies: Going on long walks, eating, getting my chubby little Belly rubbed.

Job: Begger

Looking for: Female West Highland Terriers

Name: Raffles

Sex: Female

Breed: Welsh border collie.

Born: December, 27th 1997

Orientation: ? Cannot have puppies though.

Hobbies: Being fussed, doing nothing (yes NOTHING) all day and at one point wants a walk.

Job: Retired.

Looking for: No one. Does not get along with any and every dog. Does not like it if another pet is in the house, as she is felt un-fussed and is incredibly selfish.

Additional Information: She's fat, sloppy, and dopey.

And no, I'm not joking.

Name: Star

Sex: Female

Breed: Blue Heeler/Collie mix (Australian Cattle Dog)

Born: Quesnel, BC

Age: 8 years old.

Orientation: Asexual.

Hobbies: Catching flying bugs in mid-air and eating them. Swimming in local duck pond.


Job: I can smell when someone is a bad person and I bark at them until they go away. And I protect children. This has resulted in one unfortunate incident with a loutish boy who was being loud and aggressive in the park.

Bad habits: My problem with attacking grown men who insist on riding their bikes on the sidewalk like children do is almost gone away.

Looking for: A dog pal much smaller than me. I don't interact with dogs my own size very well.

Name: Browny

Sex: Female

Breed: Half black lab and german shepard?

Born: around memorial day 2005

Age: 1

Orentation: Hetro

Hobbies: I like to run around and play with the other dogs that are at my owner's parents house

Job: I like to protect my owner from danger and I keep big animals away from her by chasing them away from her house

Looking for: Another black dog until my owner decided to get me spade.