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So, so right, danmac; we are the only species on Earth that knows how babies are made, and yet we are the only species whose sheer numbers threaten the existence of the only planet we can live on!

Goes to show you that it's the dumb ones who are multiplying.

Perhaps they thought that those boxes of condoms their families gave them were to make water balloons?

Sylkat

lower i.q.=higher no.# of useless offspring

Danmac is going to take advantage of this over population by getting a bunch of these children to work in his sweatshop, were they will make fake Armani clothes and Rolex watches for the black market.

I am so upset, really upset, I want someone to come anf make me feel better, and all you can talk about is a load of random stuff that isn't true and doesn't make any sense!! !

Sometimes I wonder why I try at all.

Dear English Jess, this is the 'Say Something Rude' thread....we are just having fun being silly and snide and NOT making any sense!

Toss us a few insults, and you WILL feel better!

And it IS true; the world's overpopulation is directly attributable to dum-dums using their condoms for water balloon fights.....

Es Verdad!

Sylkat

Read my signature!! READ IT!! !

(There, was that rude enough for you)

Dear Jess, I am truly impressed!
You never get mad at people; that was excellent!

Sylkat

Oh, so now you assume that I hardly get angry and annoyed at people?? Well I do! I just don't show it unless it's people in real life!

I sense some rude spirit here, I like it. This is good that you show it in real life, just don't shout at others too much as your breathe is foul!

How would you know? You haven't even met me in person, so how could you just assume that?

Dear JESS, I can explain.
Colinnnn's breath is so remarkably toxic, that once someone was lighting a cigarette about six feet from him, and when Colinnn started to make a comment, his breath caught fire, sort of like lighting a propane torch!
He was approached, for weeks afterwards, by local children, asking him to toast marshmallows for them.
Being Colinnnn, he just growled and chased them away......

Sylkat

Hey Skylat, you're right about Colinn. The only other person who can outdo his nastiness is you.

Ha ha ha.

Vicious beast.

And that is probably something that is natural, considering where you live.

Sylkat

Don't get me started about all the horrific, unnatural and downright nasty things that are customary where you live...

Dear CyborgUprising, Do you refer to California, to America, to North America, or to Planet Earth?
Each category has its own particular vileness to contend with, as well as unique local idiocy.

Sylkat