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07 Jun 2012, 6:27 am

I listened to a heavy metal song played over a 911 phonecall of a lady's face being ripped off by a chimpanzee and it made me laugh really hard, probably because I'm evil.



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07 Jun 2012, 6:58 am

During the seminar today the presenter was talking about divorce and ex-spouses and someone piped up with "she kept the house after the divorce, she was a good house keeper".



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07 Jun 2012, 7:35 am

I saw people going to a toga party, dressed exactly right and everything... just no. :lol:


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07 Jun 2012, 7:45 am

I was at a shop with my Gran, and she pointed out some shelves that said "Great Offers" above them... but there was nothing there.



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07 Jun 2012, 7:48 am

I went out, it was raining, so i put the hood of my coat on and then i thought what is that in my neck :o? It turned out to be a pair of socks that somehow ended in my hood, that made me laugh xD



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07 Jun 2012, 8:49 am

I posted a game on this site, and I also posted it on another site, and what someone replied to it on that other site made me laugh.



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07 Jun 2012, 11:53 am

NeueZiel wrote:
I listened to a heavy metal song played over a 911 phonecall of a lady's face being ripped off by a chimpanzee and it made me laugh really hard, probably because I'm evil.


Hey, that's actually based on a true story. Look it up on You Tube.



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07 Jun 2012, 1:07 pm

My Dad



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13 Jun 2012, 12:03 pm

This made me laugh.
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13 Jun 2012, 3:25 pm

Albirea wrote:
This made me laugh.
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Seriously, I cannot stop laughing right now!

An Adele parody of Rolling In The Deep.


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13 Jun 2012, 3:38 pm

My nephew. Kids can be so smart and creative sometimes. :)



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14 Jun 2012, 9:37 am

A client at work made a donation to an Alzheimer's charity but he can't remember how much he donated or if he got a receipt.



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14 Jun 2012, 12:46 pm

I overheard one coworker say to anther, "Would you hire an illegal alien?" And I immediately thought to myself, "No, I'd check his 'Little Green Man' card." :alien:

And I found a funny typo in a transcript: "Baptism takes away your sense."



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14 Jun 2012, 12:51 pm

Some cave troll asked me to take off my top on my ustream channel, I laughed as I clicked "Ban"

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My ustream isn't for trolling, it's for communication between my BF and myself.... Silly Humans.



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14 Jun 2012, 1:42 pm

I was about to go out to eat with my brother as we where living the house he had no shoes on I told him

Don't you need shoes he said oh damn I do :lol:



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14 Jun 2012, 2:34 pm

Moonhawk wrote:
I went out, it was raining, so i put the hood of my coat on and then i thought what is that in my neck :o? It turned out to be a pair of socks that somehow ended in my hood, that made me laugh xD


That kinda happened to me. I lost my badge at work one day and couldn't figure out where. I have to have it to unlock doors and move around the building, so I had it when I got there that morning. Then somebody waved at me and I waved back and felt something swinging in the sleeve of the giant sweater I always wear at work. I'd dropped my badge down my sleeve somehow and it hid in there for most of the day. :oops: