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13 Jan 2009, 11:01 pm

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14 Jan 2009, 12:28 am

someone told me this was, but I'm not sure.

It is caffeine that sets my mind in motion. It is from the juice of the bean that my thoughts acquire speed, my hands begin to shake, the shakes become a warning.

Liked it so much, I made a poster of it. If I could figure out how to make this forum's threads accept pictures, I'd put it up for you...;)



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14 Jan 2009, 12:40 am

I do what my Rice Krispees tell me to.



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14 Jan 2009, 8:29 pm

These as far as I know does not exist (I made them up), but it would be awesome if they did...



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If you watch Code Geass, you'll get the references, lol


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15 Jan 2009, 11:39 pm

notbrianna wrote:
I do what my Rice Krispees tell me to.
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19 Jul 2009, 7:44 pm

I know no one has replied since January but here's a few I thought are worth mentioning

"If your going to ride my @ss at least pull my hair"

and

"4 out of 3 people don't understand fractions"



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19 Jul 2009, 11:25 pm

Pilots will appreciate this one.

Bumper sticker on a fast-looking car:

SPEED LIMIT BELOW 10,000 FEET IS 250 KNOTS.

That's a true FAA rule, at least in the US.

But on a car it gets a whole new meaning, doesn't it?



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20 Jul 2009, 12:31 am

Dilbert wrote:
Pilots will appreciate this one.

Bumper sticker on a fast-looking car:

SPEED LIMIT BELOW 10,000 FEET IS 250 KNOTS.

That's a true FAA rule, at least in the US.

But on a car it gets a whole new meaning, doesn't it?


I thought it was only to 6000 FT AGL? That's what Rod Machado said on the FSX training lessons...


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20 Jul 2009, 3:51 am

BACK OFF: I'm not that kind of car


NICE TRUCK: Sorry about your small penis


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20 Jul 2009, 3:34 pm

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20 Jul 2009, 3:35 pm

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20 Jul 2009, 5:41 pm

DRUGS: Responsible for teaching Americans the Metric System



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04 Aug 2009, 11:41 am

Roxas_XIII wrote:
Dilbert wrote:
Pilots will appreciate this one.

Bumper sticker on a fast-looking car:

SPEED LIMIT BELOW 10,000 FEET IS 250 KNOTS.

That's a true FAA rule, at least in the US.

But on a car it gets a whole new meaning, doesn't it?


I thought it was only to 6000 FT AGL? That's what Rod Machado said on the FSX training lessons...


Dilbert is correct. Maximum 250KIAS below 10,00 ft MSL (unless ATC authorizes otherwise in Class A or B airspace) 8) Just one of my obsessions.

and just in case you were wondering......
max 200KIAS within 4nm of the primary airport of a class C or D airspace area (unless ATC authorizes or requires otherwise)

max 200KIAS in the airspace underlying a class B area designated for an airport, or in a VFR corridor through class B airspace.

:salut:



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04 Aug 2009, 10:38 pm

"Let the eastern b-----s freeze in the dark"-anti NEP bumper sticker in response to Pierre Trudeau's NEP, which had hurt Alberta's economy in the past and fueled western separatism.


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