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15 Feb 2007, 6:54 pm

ahayes wrote:

SpaceCase wrote:

ahayes wrote:

SpaceCase wrote:

Lesbian.

-SpaceCase

How the hell do Lesbians do it?

Do you mean how do they have sex?

-SpaceCase

Yeah.

It's done orally and/or with a dildo.

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16 Feb 2007, 6:01 am

Ah the joys of foreplay and toys

Well, I've never really had sex myself so I wouldn't know x3

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16 Feb 2007, 6:15 am

Ahayes, if it wasn't such a bad movie I'd reccommend you watch Chasing Amy.

Heh.. maybe I'm Autosexual. I like that. Pansexual is cool too.

Why don't they have these options on Myspace?

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16 Feb 2007, 6:43 am

Because you touch yourself at night?

XD kidding, that's just an old joke at another forum

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18 Feb 2007, 10:37 pm

YowlingCat wrote:

You left out intersex, which is definitely not a "choice," and probably provides a hint into all sexual variants.

also left out "metrosexual". Me, I'm a "retrosexual"

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18 Feb 2007, 10:43 pm

maldoror wrote:

Heh.. maybe I'm Autosexual.

You have sex with cars???

(Sorry. Couldn't resist.)

BTW, I'm asexual with latent heterosexual tendencies. (I'm not particularly interested in sex, and have virtually no sex drive. On the other hand, I like looking at pictures of nude women.)

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18 Feb 2007, 10:46 pm

"The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.'"
-- Richard Jani (comedian)

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18 Feb 2007, 10:47 pm

Life would be such a joy to me if I were Autosexual.

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18 Feb 2007, 11:04 pm

I'm bisexual. Woo hoo.

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19 Feb 2007, 7:59 am

RedMage wrote:

I'm bisexual. Woo hoo.

Bisexuality is very appropriate.

Garlic loves you.

Yiff!

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19 Feb 2007, 11:19 am

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

RedMage wrote:

I'm bisexual. Woo hoo.

Bisexuality is very appropriate.

There's a gag in a movie somewhere, can't remember which film but I am pretty sure the line was spoken by Eric Idle, making a humourous self-disparaging remark about his lack of sex life:

"I'm bi-sexual. If I want sex, I have to buy it."

Several years ago I told someone at work that joke. Someone else overheard it, but only the first part. Next thing I know, there are rumours flying around that I was bisexual... :roll:

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20 Feb 2007, 3:25 am

You also left out "trisexual"— will try anything; old joke, I know, but somebody had to say it. :oops: :roll:

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20 Feb 2007, 3:53 am

I'm heterosexual.

what's so hard about explaining how lesbians have sex? just say that they rub their bodies :lol:

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20 Feb 2007, 4:16 am

mikh07 wrote:

just say that they rub their bodies :lol:

Rub your own body.

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20 Feb 2007, 6:03 am

Ah I could use a backrub now that I think about it...

Haven't been to the spa in years~~ :<

And I don't know what metrosexual is. I think I heard it before x: I wonder what the wiki will say?

"Metrosexuality is the trait of an urbane man of any sexual orientation (usually heterosexual)[citation needed] who has a strong aesthetic sense and spends a great amount of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle. American trend spotter Marian Salzman coined the term in 1993."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual

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