Xenon wrote:
"I'm bi-sexual. If I want sex, I have to buy it."
Several years ago I told someone at work that joke. Someone else overheard it, but only the first part. Next thing I know, there are rumours flying around that I was bisexual...

Heard it before, but not from a film.
Heterosexual. Bisexual girls=
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Lalalalai.... I'll cut you up!