Something you thought you wanted to change about yourself?

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What is something that you thought you wanted to change about yourself, physically, when you were younger - but have come to realize as you grew older, is something unique about yourself?

I will start:

I always wanted a smaller nose - mine was large to begin with, but as I have broken it several times over the years, it has gotten more pronounced. I even had to have sinus surgery because my nasal passage was 90% blocked. When the surgeon asked about changing the shape, I told him to leave it the way it is - because it is just part of who I am.

I also have a gap in my front two teeth. I was always concerned about it, and even had braces to try and fix it. But as soon as the braces came off, the gap returned. I decided it was too much work to try and maintain - so I let it return.

Both of these things seemed like massive things when I was in high school and college - but now, they are no big deal to me. They really make me look unique.

When I was a young fella I often wished I had a penis like the guys in the porn movies, but as I got older I realized sex is pretty much an obsession with most guys until about age 30. After that it isn't such a big deal. Its primarily used for pissing anyways. As long as I can get hold of enough to aim straight is all I care about anymore, Mine may not be massive, but its still mine. Its all I got and all I am ever gonna have, despite all the false promises of the cock growing pill company spokesperson that is on channel 37 every night for 9 hours straight. So its still unique to me.

Huh...that is definitely...uh...yeah.