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an abundance of musical desire will never create an avenue that reduces traffic in a sparse part of a town

How the hell did they play those big records on CD-players?

I bought a tape deck, but the tapes I have found are too big! How am I supposed to get them in!?

Why did people back then use stationary phones with wires instead of just using smartphones?

I always thought I was French, but I was told I'm actually Parisian.

he was told to not emulate adalieader until he had precariously torn spots in his eyes.

I bought what I thought was a box of grease, since it had "Grease" written on it, and was surprised to find a DVD with a picture of John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John on it inside.

If you're hurt, swearing makes it hurt less.

When you rub balloons against your hair, it suddenly is charged, so why don't we research in using balloons instead of batteries to run devices?

Since I was not there, I cannot say whether I was absent without leave due to a pernicious waltz that drew my presence to the vacancy.

Issac Newton invented gravity.

Why is the word 'brassiere' singular, and the word 'panties' is plural?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do fish get cramps after eating?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

How does Teflon stick to the pan?

How is it possible to have a "civil" war?

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Why do they call them "soap" operas? They're so dirty!