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Is there a Burger Queen? I see Burger Kings all over the place, but have never seen the Burger Queens. Why?

what shape is a shape?

Aspie women why do you defend all women?

How does one "throw shapes" on the dancefloor? Isn't that dangerous? I thought nobody was allowed to take lethal weapons or substances into nightclubs, or do they simply take plastic triangles and squares in with them and throw them onto the dancefloor?

if fall has fallen, then why is it still in the air?

Why do trees put their clothes on for the summer and take them off for the winter?

why doesn't a fir tree look like a fur?

How do people know there's gold at the end of a rainbow if a rainbow has no end?

rainbows are a figment of one's imagination.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

If a light bulb has stopped givng off light, does it need new batteries?

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

[perhaps not so dumb at all ] why doesn't mickey-D's call their quarter pounder a "big 4-ouncer"?

My chemistry teacher just told me that there are high levels of dihydrogen monoxide in my body what do I do!?!?

Why does cold weather freeze your hands and freeze your feet but it thaws out your nose?

[perhaps not such a dumb question] why didn't the creator allow for any sufficiently large molecules, that such could be seen with the naked eye?