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01 Jun 2007, 2:45 pm

paint stripper and a tin of golden syrup



I couldn't think of much that wouldn't be melted by paint stripper



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01 Jun 2007, 4:05 pm

A puppy and a LARGE box of condoms....


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01 Jun 2007, 4:11 pm

A picture of George W. Bush's face and a blow up "doll".


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01 Jun 2007, 4:13 pm

"The Joy of Sex" and a set of Barbie dolls...


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01 Jun 2007, 4:13 pm

Trigger11 wrote:
A picture of George W. Bush's face and a blow up "doll".




AAAGGGGHHHHH!! !!


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01 Jun 2007, 4:48 pm

So far as I can see, pix of any politicians and dart boards are a good mix!


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01 Jun 2007, 4:53 pm

A jar of honey and an ant farm.


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01 Jun 2007, 4:56 pm

GoonSquad wrote:
A jar of honey and an ant farm.





OOOOO.....ticklely


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01 Jun 2007, 7:09 pm

A hockey mask and a chainsaw.


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01 Jun 2007, 7:15 pm

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01 Jun 2007, 8:36 pm

50 lb sack of dried beans, and a hairnet


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01 Jun 2007, 9:19 pm

handcuffs and a rubber hose


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01 Jun 2007, 10:38 pm

A brick and a sock.


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01 Jun 2007, 11:21 pm

A puppy and twelve packs of hot dog buns


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01 Jun 2007, 11:44 pm

A 10-lb sack of potatoes and a heavy duty slingshot.


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