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02 Jun 2007, 3:21 am

A beard trimmer and toothpicks.


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02 Jun 2007, 11:13 am

Threaded pipe with end-caps and a box of Solid-Ox pellets.



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02 Jun 2007, 12:34 pm

Lipstick and party balloons.


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02 Jun 2007, 12:42 pm

Gun and an empty sack


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02 Jun 2007, 12:43 pm

A bag of carrots and a baseball bat.


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02 Jun 2007, 12:45 pm

Antifreeze and heavy cream.


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02 Jun 2007, 1:05 pm

A copy of Grey's Anatomy and an Exacto knife


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02 Jun 2007, 1:22 pm

Rubber bands and wood glue.


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02 Jun 2007, 1:40 pm

A bird whistle and a shotgun!



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02 Jun 2007, 1:47 pm

Fireplace poker and nail polish


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02 Jun 2007, 1:56 pm

A fish and a fake beard



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02 Jun 2007, 2:00 pm

a dozen goldfish and a box of crackers.


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02 Jun 2007, 2:01 pm

A tub of earthworms and a jar of spaghetti sauce.


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29 Jul 2008, 1:22 pm

A chair and some rope.


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29 Jul 2008, 1:24 pm

a barbie doll and a microwave or matches.


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