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02 Aug 2005, 8:59 am

*gets shot by an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle* Aaagh! I'm bleeding! My organs are fine- so are my pianos- but Ralphie punctured a vital organelle! My mitochondia is ruptured! I'm dying! but I have good news- I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! As I breathe my last breath, remember, I always loved you.... less than Angelina Jolie... *makes guinea pig noise* *dies*

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02 Aug 2005, 9:05 am

Oh no! She's jead dim!

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02 Aug 2005, 12:32 pm

Ten thousand drunken trashed out apartment buildings

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02 Aug 2005, 12:36 pm

Refrigirator, attack ATTACK!! !! !!

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02 Aug 2005, 2:27 pm

meh?

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02 Aug 2005, 3:03 pm

Beware the giant pumpernickel printer god

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02 Aug 2005, 3:38 pm

realign the plasma transjector manifold grid!! ! utilise tachyonic stabilisation to prevent chroniton leakage!! ! FULL POWER TO IMPULSE!! !

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02 Aug 2005, 3:54 pm

Serissa wrote:

OMG! You killed Serissa! You b******! !!

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"Code Lyoko" Theme

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02 Aug 2005, 10:45 pm

I don't mind resorting to Cannibalism...is that random enough?

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02 Aug 2005, 11:58 pm

hale_bopp wrote:

Captain_Brain wrote:

YOU'RE NOT PUTTING THAT IN MY MOUTH!! !

Dear god.

I just have a dirty mind.

You must have contracted that from Vetivert! :lol:

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03 Aug 2005, 12:27 am

Upmost and fruitless bareness prevaded
every inch of the ( ) and subltly the
corruptive thoughts of ( ) fill the moloculed
crevises, and inspire ( ) as the fluctuation
enlarges or enflames the ( ) upon the
singular piece that brings ( ) and ( ) ....
and so forth....!

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03 Aug 2005, 1:05 am

That's a great signature Sean !

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03 Aug 2005, 1:40 am

Sean wrote:

hale_bopp wrote:

Captain_Brain wrote:

YOU'RE NOT PUTTING THAT IN MY MOUTH!! !

Dear god.

I just have a dirty mind.

You must have contracted that from Vetivert! :lol:

Why? It's always been there.

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03 Aug 2005, 1:45 am

Sean wrote:

hale_bopp wrote:

Captain_Brain wrote:

YOU'RE NOT PUTTING THAT IN MY MOUTH!! !

Dear god.

I just have a dirty mind.

You must have contracted that from Vetivert! :lol:

PMSL!

(actually, i WAS going to reply to that particular post, but - by a supreme effort of self control - i didn't).

anyway, sean, my mind ain't dirty - it's filthy.

Berriesyousee
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03 Aug 2005, 1:58 am

stlf wrote:

Los cucarachas no puede nadar en el bano.

Damn you`re right, I tried putting one in the sink and it totally drowned. I had to blow into its sides to keep it alive.

Bright towels, bright shoes, my mom brought bright shoes from work, she works in the... hello, my name is 2004. I`m cooking pizza as I`m writing this. It`s hard you know, cuz I have to think about the pizza cooking itself in the oven as I`m saying this this this... girls have a c**t, it's something... something to let anyone in, it`s not like deep space or big bang.

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03 Aug 2005, 2:13 am

If you were a really big twinkie, would you eat yourself?

I would probably start to, realize in horror what I was doing, try with all my might to tear myself away, use all my willpower to restrain myself, and then, in a frenzy of utter abandon, pig out. Or maybe I'd just eat the cream filling.

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