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14 Jan 2006, 2:21 pm

all of the cows in the world united in secret conspiracy and created "an agency with no agents" where mind control was used to...


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15 Jan 2006, 6:47 am

... make people purchase Spray On Hair in a devious scheme to give everyone evil goatees by the year 2012. The leader of the Agency was...



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15 Jan 2006, 10:37 am

...our very own en_una_isla, though she is not a cow. Anyway, the first step to her (evil) plan was...



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15 Jan 2006, 10:44 am

... to take over all Walmart stores and...


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15 Jan 2006, 11:14 am

...and... and... and... and... and... she would know better than me what goes next...



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15 Jan 2006, 9:57 pm

... or so it would seem. Because that's not the real en_una_isla! It's an evil alien replicon from beyond the moon!

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15 Jan 2006, 10:54 pm

who would take over all the earths stores and turn them into Walmart's


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15 Jan 2006, 11:06 pm

Austin Powers flies to the Walmarts, one by one and tracks the Alien down.



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16 Jan 2006, 3:00 am

hidden deep within the frozen foods section....



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16 Jan 2006, 5:29 am

the alien is masquerading as a quorn sausage, with one fatal flaw...



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16 Jan 2006, 6:46 am

... it forgot that there was one person one Earth who could still stop it.

And His name was Neville Bawdley: Tax Accountant...



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16 Jan 2006, 10:56 am

.. no, really, that was his name. His profession was petroleum redistribution assistant. Anyway...



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16 Jan 2006, 12:19 pm

...he was sidetracked by the Everyday Low Prices and...


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16 Jan 2006, 12:28 pm

..wound up buying himself a pair of shoes that fell apart the next day. furious, he...



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16 Jan 2006, 1:33 pm

Led all the Walmart + Asda employees of the world in a strike. Meanwhile, in a parallel universe...