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mjs82
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16 Jan 2006, 11:07 pm

... the alien replicon were searching to find the only person who could stop Neville Bawdley.

The Evil Neville Bawdley Doppleganger: Tax Accountant!! !



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17 Jan 2006, 3:21 am

and it even was not even Chuck Norris in the end either........


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17 Jan 2006, 4:48 am

The two tax accounts whipped out their... calculators and began doing the audit to end all audits. Good versus Evil. Who was to come out balanced? Only time would tell...



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17 Jan 2006, 6:15 am

...and it's tax season! the furious pounding on the calculator keypads escalates, as...



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17 Jan 2006, 6:20 am

the frenetic tapping on the calculators' keypads awakens the slumbering spirit of...



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17 Jan 2006, 6:37 am

BILL GATES! The biggest greediest nerd of them all! Armed with his pocket protector, Bill used his anti-gravity hovercraft and flew to...



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19 Jan 2006, 12:38 am

London, England to chew the fat with the Pearly Kings and Queens.



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19 Jan 2006, 12:44 am

As Bill and Liz gnawed right down to the gristle, they heard in the distance an eerie, grinding sound which could only be.....


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19 Jan 2006, 1:08 am

The ghastly sound of one of the new, ugly Bendy Buses.



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19 Jan 2006, 2:20 am

As the bus came closer, Bill and the Queen exchanged worried glances. Then Bill pulled
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19 Jan 2006, 8:42 am

concertina middle of the bendy bus, converting it into an accordian. He impressed Liz by...



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19 Jan 2006, 9:34 am

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concertina middle of the bendy bus, converting it into an accordian. He impressed Liz by...


...effortlessly playing Lady Of Spain on the weird accordian followed by the Led Zeppelin Tune...


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19 Jan 2006, 9:40 am

....donning a Scottish kilt, performing a tap-dance while playing a Mariachi tune. Then, suddenly out of nowhere came....


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19 Jan 2006, 9:59 am

...the perfect Ending for this thread which is...



(hehehe :twisted: )


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19 Jan 2006, 6:54 pm

unfortunately not in this post. however, continuing the story