Years ago, one of my coworkers told another he had a call from Jack M. Hoff (jack him off) at the Ramada Inn. The guy tried to reach Mr. Hoff for 20 minutes, asking for Jack M. Hoff, then Jack Hoff. He didn't get the joke until he came back and we were laughing. He was a good sport about it.
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To eliminate poverty, you have to eliminate at least three things: time, the bell curve and the Pauli Exclusion Principle. Have fun.