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21 Dec 2007, 2:12 am

A funny joke coming from my brother: My mom was telling us the results of her blood test this week. She had a high score on something to do with her cardiovascular system. Normal range was 1-2, but my mom had a 3.1 score. So, my brother said "Oh, it's because you have too much pi" :lol: My mom didn't get the joke until my brother explained it and I thought it was hilarious. :lol:


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21 Dec 2007, 3:29 am

A bogo-sort is when you sort a sequence by randomizing it, and checking if it's sorted. If it isn't, randomize it and try again.

Although this is very inefficient, if you can be certain of the "many worlds" theory (if it could happen somewhere, it does), there is a really really efficient way of sorting it. You randomize the list using a random quantum process (this forks the universe), check to see if it's sorted, and if it isn't, destroy this universe. This sorts a list in constant time - because there will be at least one universe where it was randomly sorted. Checking for problems is easy - if the universe-destroyer could fail, it does. Destruction of the universe is left as an exercise for the reader.


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21 Dec 2007, 7:33 am

I love animals...


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21 Dec 2007, 10:26 am

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21 Dec 2007, 10:32 am

HOW DOES p**** TASTE LIKE?!?!?



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21 Dec 2007, 10:36 am

COME ON COME ON I'M RIGHT HERE SKEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTHHHHH!! !! !! !! !



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21 Dec 2007, 10:36 am

Kytes wrote:
I wish someone could tell me how p**** tastes like :)


Probably too young to know that.



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21 Dec 2007, 11:56 am

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21 Dec 2007, 2:31 pm

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21 Dec 2007, 2:56 pm

My IQ is only 112. :( I am so disappointed. Maybe I'll make a thread about it.



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21 Dec 2007, 7:42 pm

Rotary wing engine out procedure involves not only the popularly known need to get the collective full down very quickly, but also the cyclic right back in one's lap - also very quickly. Failure to accomplish these within approximately one and a half seconds will lead inevitably to the loss of an R22. The Jet Ranger allows about twice that time before blade stall.


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21 Dec 2007, 7:56 pm

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I just drank seizure juice.

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just wondering if are the same 'One Winged Angel' of megazine and the void?


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21 Dec 2007, 9:12 pm

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21 Dec 2007, 9:31 pm

Seizure juice?


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21 Dec 2007, 9:48 pm

pantera ssssnaaaaaaaakesssssssss. hello its 1996 again and i just bought TGSTK! :D